I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
An extra pocket
I’m so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Your foreskin frightens me.
if you’re brave enough this is not a difference
I don’t like the sound of that
In that case, bigger pocket
Doesn’t randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???
/jk
I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that
No you don’t, you just have to be smarter than those students, and that’s not hard, because they’re stupid. If they’re outpacing you, you just downshift to a lower grade, until you find the grade level where you’re smarter than most.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
When I was little. I thought my parents were the smartest people in the world. Then when I went to school, I thought my teachers were the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my parents. When I got to high school, I thought my maths and English and science teachers where the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my primary school teachers.
Now 20 years later, I’m friends with lots of people who teach high school, and secretly they’re not that smart. All they need to do is learn the material from the curriculum and teach it to the students.
Enormous respect for what they do, I couldn’t do it, but it’s not a job that requires higher than average intelligence.
Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn’t meet the requirements
Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.
Reads like a summary for a story on archiveofourown.org
Easier to sell pictures of it.
You still have a nice hole on the back of your body
Much smaller customer base interested in pictures of that one.
The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it’s unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.
PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.
As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.
Have you checked whether there’s still warranty coverage?
As an enthusiast of stimulating clitorises, I’d like to remind you/mirroring readers that most of it isn’t the knobby part but (typically) spread throughout the lips and inner thighs, and that is often a more accessible/enjoyable way of stimuli.
In my practice I’ve found that clitoris havers enjoy different stimuli (for a myriad of reasons): deep massage, light tickling, pinching, scritches, pressure, heat, etc applied to lips, folds, thighs, around the opening, as well as the knob. I’ll argue it’s still clitoris stimuli, just better suited to that person’s anatomy and preferences.
And if that isn’t your experience, there are many other ways to stimulate a person and body. I wish you all the sensuality and orgasms you can handle, in whatever way works for you.
- makes it easier to wear all the clothing u could want
- doesnt get weirdly stuck on clothing
- doesnt make u look real dumb when getting erection
- just… way prettier
- much comfier to lick (very opinionated, I know)
- doesnt… feel as delicate. a blood-enduced meat sausage feels like its prime for breaking off or- having problems when hitting walls (which is a genuine problem for some apparently)
i think thats it…
I don’t think you’ve ever been in mens restroom, piss everywhere
Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn’t choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Self cleaning, self lubricating
How common are UTI and yeast infections?
Because I hear about that so often from the female population vs (almost) none in the male.Yeah but you can’t do helicopters
I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol
How?
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation
Good for onion rings as well.
I cannot stress enough that you need to wait for them to cool first
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.Might be the only good answer in here.
Also potential additional storage.
Multiple orgasms.
And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?
Prostate orgasms enter the room
From the back door.
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.
Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁
