Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Can actually burn water.
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
Pact with Satan
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
It’s all instant food.
Terrible curse
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dogHe once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
