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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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    Ummm …yeah. Nah.

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    1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn’t last longer with either

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      What weighs more, a pound of Mike Tyson or a pound of Lana Rhodes?

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    I don’t think I could take either of them in a fight.

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      Considering I don’t know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I’m just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.

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    Terrible question.

    What’s the reward here?

    Getting a TBI or getting laid?

    • portuga@lemmy.world
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      Getting smacked on the face by those big cheeks? Or I don’t know, that woman on the right

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    I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long

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    I’ll go for Mike. Lana is no longer the prime Lana.

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      They’re both far from their prime.

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    I know for a fact that I can survive a minute in the ring with Mike Tyson. In fact, I bet I could last 5 minutes. Or 10. However long I can pretend to have problems at the ring corner with my team before I concede.

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    As a bi… Neither.

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    The post implied a boxing match with the girl

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      Found Sherlock Holmes

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    This is a “what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers”-type of question.

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      I’d rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.

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      … ~220 lbs of Mike Tyson vs ~120lbs of Lana Rhoades?

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      Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those…

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    Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

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      Possibly goth egg or Elly Clutch

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      deleted by creator

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      I think it’s like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of “farm to table” amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.

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        Yeah, the decline of broadcasting and democratization of media production has splintered culture, even in porn.

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      What’s the difference between porn stars and camgirls?

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        Distribution rights

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        Who is running the camera.

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      The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.

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      I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?

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      Emily Willis or is she a millenial? Or Sky Bri.

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    Frankly, I’m not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

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      Goodass but that’s an opinion.

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      Right? I’m stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they’d both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

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        Nice try buddy! You’ll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.

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