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Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Im a weekly showerer

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Im a weekly showerer

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Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • adam_y@lemmy.world
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    Shower at night for yourself, shower in the morning for other people.

    There seems to be a misconception that showering at night, getting into a clean bed and waking means you’re still clean… The truth is the majority of odours and filth come from you. Sweat, dead skin, other stuff…

    These posts are always positioned as a binary, even when you can do both, and there’s some nuance to it all.

    • adam_y@lemmy.world
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      Like, do you brush your teeth in the morning or at night?

      But you haven’t eaten anything in the night, right?

      That’s the logic on display here.

      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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        I eat dinner though

        • adam_y@lemmy.world
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          After you go to bed?

          • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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            The point being that you are going to bed with a day full of activity/dirt/sweat/stank.

  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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    People are so weird about germs.

  • lukaro@lemmy.zip
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    50 years of my body being trained to wake up with a shower means never taking one before bed if I actually want to fall asleep. Rare exceptions are made as needed. Sheets get washed and changed several times a week.

  • Vandalismo@lemmy.world
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    Just shower twice, what are you? french?

  • projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yeah, I also look that dirty after a day at my desk at work and watching TV at my home.

  • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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    I cannot stand going to bed dirty. I always shower before bed. And if my day went poorly, and sometimes it did, fresh clothes and multiple showers during the day. But only once did I ever burn a set of clothes.

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      This is how most normal people feel. These threads are like the “stand to wipe” “debate” where it’s only a debate among a certain subset of very online people.

  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    When i wake up, if i had a shower tthr night before, my hair is all rough and greasy and i need to shower again in the morning. So its more efficient to just shower in the morning. Saves water and electricity too.

    • Wren@lemmy.today
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      You might need to wash your pillow.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        As someone who inherited my German ancestors greasy ass hair, let me tell you it doesn’t help. I’ll take it over the dry but relatively brittle hair of my Scottish and Irish ancestors, still got the rusty red color and wavyness from em though piss easy to maintain.

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      WTF kind of foods are you eating? Waking up with greasy hair after you just took a shower??

      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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        What you eat has very little to do with hair texture

  • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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    At least 2 showers most days.

    If I had to choose it would be shower before bed though.

    Change sheets bi weekly at least.

    • Fair Fairy@thelemmy.club
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      How the hell do you have time for 2 showers a day?

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        WFH and my first one is my morning break

      • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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        Easily?

        Work 8h Sleep 8h Shower 8h

  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    Wash my hands and face and brush hair before going to bed.
    Go to the bathroom in the AM and then shower.

    • Alaknár@sopuli.xyz
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      Right? People are so fucking weird, like they never heard about washing oneself in the sink…?

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    I shower in the morning before bed cuz I’m a 3rd shifter.

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    • Klear@quokk.au
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      Yeah, I also don’t get much sleep.

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    Night showers waking up:

    • shiftymccool@piefed.ca
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      What did you do all night in your sleep to make you that nasty?

      • Tetragrade@leminal.space
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        Sweating… 🤮

      • adam_y@lemmy.world
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        What you eating at night that means you have to brush your teeth in the morning?

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          Breakfast

          • adam_y@lemmy.world
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            You eat breakfast before you get out of bed?

            • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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              Neither of your points in either of your threads makes sense. Do you brush your teeth before getting out of bed? Do you shower before getting out of bed?

      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Some people have slimy sweaty sex in mud pits all night.

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    I’ve been a night showerer and a morning showerer throughout different periods of my life. These days I’m actually closer to a lunch showerer - which I realize isn’t practical for most, but it’s the superior method if one showers only once a day.

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I took a shower at 4pm yesterday 😄

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      I mean that’s mostly because I need to shower after I visit OP’s mom on my break.

    • drdalek@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I work from home and cannot agree more. Mid day shower kicks assuming. Just wash your sheets yall

      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        assuming?

        • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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          Ass. Autocorrect gottem.

      • mbp@slrpnk.net
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        My people

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    deleted by creator

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    I’m a golden showerer. Rated 5/5

    EDIT: I have just been informed that doesn’t mean what I thought it meant

    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      what did you think it meant???

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      Don’t run from it.

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