This is waay too fucking perfect.
I’ve not owned a farm, but I grew around county fairs and often visited and helped out at horse stables or local / friend’s farms or ranches or what not.
The only change I could possibly suggest is that somehow a horse needs to be ‘big chaotic stupid’, but i know that breaks the system, but goddamnit horses are fucking stupid.
Horses really are the perfect embodiment of ‘big chaotic stupid’ all 1,200 pounds of muscle and anxiety, ready to spook at a plastic bag and somehow also forget how to walk in a straight line. I vote we make it an honorary alignment just for them. Magnificent, lovable idiots.
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
Awooooobsolutely positive
EDIT: Whoops
Are there two wolves inside you?
Ok but how do they taste on a sandwich?
having one of the most intelligent dog races in “stupid” is a bit offensive.
I have a couple of those. They are smart but do some truly dumbass things sometimes.
My family has a few… They’re good at some things, but can be dumb as a box of hair at other things. They’re the perfect entry for lawful stupid.
Also, that’s a dog breed. Dogs don’t have races, other than greyhounds at the track.
Dog doesn’t seem to mind the accusation
I have one. He’s an idiot 😂
Offensive to who
The dog
Why
Why not
Because the aint stupid
I may be lawful stupid, but I’m a good boy, goddamnit.
Woof
:3
Chaotic Bastard is exactly right. Everyone thinks its geese or swans, and although they are truly bastards, roosters are raving rage filled lunatics.
I’m on around #30 in my life, both ends of the spectrum across that time. Currently have 3, they are all hybrids with silkies and are all doscile. Last batch were barred rock absolute assholes that would go out of their way for a confrontation.
We had only hens, and the older one who was easing off laying started getting roosterish, the first time she charged me with wings spread and pecked my foot for picking up one of the other birds I was very confused.
Fucking hate them and chickens tbh. Eggs are just too good.
Ducks have a marginally better attitude and personality, and their eggs are much better, IMHO
I disagree, but my dad always raves about how great ducks are. Resilient, resistant to disease, eat everything including garden pests…
True stupid :D I love sheep! Their simplicity enchants me.
While in English usually sheep or sheeple is meant as an insult saying you don’t think on your own and just follow programming, in Estonian it’s just a playful way to call someone a dumbass. It’s something you might say to your significant other or good friend after they make a stupid ass-joke (reverse ass-hyphen xkcd time)
So may we all be sheep on this glorious day
And if you’re cranky “stop being a bear”
Absolutely nothing staring out of those square eyes
“Want grass. Eat grass, good.”
I would argue the horses not being sorted in the “stupid” row…
There was too much stupid going around so they got pushed onto the other category.
Fair but they must be big. I don’t have horses and haven’t spent too much time with them. Never really liked them tbh.
Shetland Pony has entered the chat.
But then again, Shetties are not stupid…I believe you
Seems about right, though I’d note that if you have geese, the rooster doesn’t even begin to compare for chaotic bastard.
Geese can’t cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.
Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.
Roosters are all weapon.
I believe it.
Chaotic Big should be a donkey
Haven’t spent much time with cattle huh. Idk if any animal fits the lawful big square.
elephants. they mostly choose not to kill. mostly.
There’s a place for an Africa version of this.
Chaotic big would be hippos. Lawful big eles. Neutral big giraffes. All 3 will straight up murder you, but only the hippo will do it for fun.
Balene whales. The ultimate lawful lifeform.
I would say rhinos rather than elephants, put elephants in neutral (although a bull in musth just wants to kill everything) and hippos in chaotic.
I have sheep, goats, pigs,ducks, chickens, a couple llamas, dogs, cats and a couple Hereford cows. The cows have been very easy going/playful in the time I’ve had them.
Knew a guy who had a bunch of limousines, but it was a bull herd. He said the bigger ones would damn near rape the smaller ones to death. Or maybe they actually accomplished it, it’s been a while and I don’t remember.
I’m hoping cows are friendlier than bulls though
… what?
Yeah turns out the get really aggressive apparently. And animals can have gay buttsecks too. Sometimes it’s… Less than consensual.
… oh… ok
Well, just don’t get complacent. Cows kill a lot of people.
True enough
Prepotente, Donut, and Penelope are all appalled
I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.
A human family … in this case the farmers family … would also fit in all those categories
funny but not true, i knew nice farmers
lol, including the ‘big’, given the few farmers I’ve known.
