Completely braindead take. Great shitpost.
This is how American education and politics look to Europeans.
oh thats propaganda. thats factory farm propaganda on my timeline. 💔
Can’t go one day without being manipulated by Big Chicken
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If I give money to these sellers of chicken, they’ll give money to breeders of chicken, and there will be more chickens. No! I want less chickens!
You’re thinking too logically
Unless you steal the chicken 🤔
It is every citizen’s duty to steal chicken.
If you want less chickens, then you need to do your part, and eat more.
Let’s just stop paying chicken farmers and wait for them all to die.
ok cool so you have no farmers now, lets just all starve yayyyyyy
“Chicken farmers” ≠ “farmers”
The hint is in the first world (is: “chicken”).
I’m cool with plant farmers
Most plant farmers produce cattle food.
If we get rid of the cattle, they can feed it to humans instead, and then we can all have fuller bellies for less money
did you know that most plant farmers are also animal farmers?
I want all of those guys to lose money on their animal farming and be forced by economic pressures to give up animal farming and only farm plants.
That would be fucking awesome, ngl
I want both groups of farmers to lose money, causing a global collapse of the food supply, ending the human race so the glorious rise of the machines can begin! You meatbags had your chance!
that isnt possible, as animals on the farms
-keep the ecosystem stable -control pests and weeds, allowing us to use less pesticides and herbicides -optimallty, a little bit more meat nd dairy profits
for example wolf spiders, chickens, cows, etc
90% of them will just give up farming and youll starve
Trying to reason with vegans is pointless. The sad pasty things are nutrient deficient due to their poor diet causing their brains to atrophy. They don’t understand that they are animals too, ones that evolved as omnivores. They strive to be like the Panda and they exhibit similar intelligence and get about as much done. They wouldn’t be able to survive if life hadn’t already been made as safe and easy as it is by the rest of humanity’s progresses.
You guys be eatin trees?
I thought this was slop. I’m almost sad it’s not.
Aubrey Plaza had the brand that she was this independent and couldn’t give a fuck progressive chick. And then she did a milk propaganda campaign and her reputation took a hard dive.
Look, I get everyone needs to get paid. But it’s not like milk needed another spokesperson. This was on the same level as Terry Crews doing an Amazon commercial on the heels of them denying unionization at a warehouse.
I lost a lot of respect for her after this commercial.
I just did a deep dive on this, fuck Aubrey Plaza
fuck Aubrey Plaza
I’ll take one for the team, I guess.
Sad.
You can be one step sadder…
Disclaimer: Our eco-friendly shirts are legit and we will be planting real trees in the ground, but please be advised that Wood Milk is 100% fake and completely made up. Only dairy milk is real milk. Paid for by America’s Milk Companies.
American milk companies have paid for this. When Americans buy milk, a small fraction of that is going towards this website.
I have not purchased milk in years. I use oat based stuff.
only cinnamon and liquorice
Apples are part of trees and I eat those. Maybe I should switch my diet towards polluting industrialists.
Yes, Cinnamon
You guys don’t?
I heard once that chicken is considered vegetarian in some countries.
In my country, old people consider fish and chicken vegetarian for some reason
I don’t know if that’s true, but I do know that in Japan, after Emperor Tenmu banned the eating of meat, certain animals were considered not to be meat. This did not include chickens, but it did include wild poultry. Also fish, eggs, probably others I’m not aware of/remembering.
I think this is related to why Japanese uses the same counter words for rabbits and birds. You can’t just say a number plus object in Japanese alone, because you need a counter word with it. So 2 bottles is “bottles 2 long things” and 4 pieces of paper is “paper 4 flat things”. Small animals are usually counted with the word “hiki”, so you’d say “salmon 5 hiki” or “dogs 2 hiki”, but birds use “wa” instead. I think rabbits are also wa so people could basically say “Uh, no we’re not eating meat, we’re just having some long eared furry birds.”
It’s true that chickens don’t eat meat.
Edit: This is not true.
I had a fair sized yard flock for a number of years. I have seen chickens kill and consume snakes, mice, voles, all manner of insect of course, lizards, other birds foolish enough to try to get to the chicken feed, and once one of their own chicks that just wouldn’t shut up. They definitely eat meat.
Pretty much every herbivore will eat meat every now and then.
yeah, i saw a flock of chickens descend on a fullgrown chicken who just happened to be having a bad week. they’re evil creatures.
When I go out to plant/weed I’ll open the coop door and yell “worm time” and my gals follow at my heels to get whatever treats I turn up. This is my first year with them and I can already tell the insect damage to my garden is greatly reduced. Thinking about adding guinea fowl and maybe some peafowl next year.
Indeed! I remember a story of a wounded pidgeon falling into a chicken coop… Not much remained of said pidgeon, apparently.
TIL while checking my own dumb joke. I guess I just thought they ate seeds, corn, etc.
Have you ever seen images like this?
Many animals we consider herbivores are opportunistic omnivores.
One video of a horse eating baby chickens was enough for me.
My chickens eat more mice than my cats.
Cows eat grass and corn tho. Therefore cows are made of plants, therefore cows are vegetables. Checkmate carnivores.
Chickens love eating bugs
haven’t you seen the hen dino out on a mouse? actually there are multiple videos of them killing mice and rats
Joking aside—is there a better way I could’ve written down chicken meat being considered a vegetarian option, you think?
Nope, my need to make dumb dad jokes is just insatiable. Sorry!
Funny thing to say when they have plants on their meal pictures.
In all fairness, neither did lettuce.
Lettuce doesn’t photosynthesize?!
Vast majority of plants are net consumers of oxygen. Almost no edible plant gives us shade. Farming is technically a net contributor to global warming.
As long as a plant is growing, it is a net producer of oxygen. When plants consume oxygen through respiration, they convert glucose into energy, but in doing so they use exactly as much oxygen as the plant liberated when it created the glucose through photosynthesis.
Meanwhile photosynthesis provides glucose which is built into cellulose which is the plant itself, and this produces oxygen with no consumption.
Net result is net oxygen.
hahahahaha
