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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

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  • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Can I chose which ones exactly?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If I don’t, an AI will so… fuck it. Might as well.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    No. I would tie them to the tracks for fun.

    I wouldn’t be a professor of moral philosophy if I did shit like this just at work.

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    Well, if I do it, I’m now a Professor of Applied Moral Philosophy…

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    One of my favorite videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VUuu2fb1I

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Welp, I just spent a few hours consuming her entire YouTube. Bravo.

      Just one piece of constructive criticism: I think she missed a great opportunity to have a profound conversation with the omniscient portal that opened up in the laundromat.

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    1000003971

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      Oh hell yeah, rigging is real fun

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    19 hours ago

    You are a moral philosophy professor…

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    You wish!

    bonus

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    extra bonus

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    Apparently I can put spoilers inside of spoilers!!

    :::

    • QueenMidna@lemmy.ca
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      Sadly the extra extra bonus doesn’t get collapsed on all mobile clients!

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        Is it still collapsed the first time and it just uncollapses too soon along with the first button press, or does it never get collapsed at all?

        Either way it’s a fun little test that doesn’t ruin anything… this time, so I’m glad to learn about it:-D.

        Thank you for the feedback on how it looks differently to you than to me, that’s neat.

        • QueenMidna@lemmy.ca
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          This is what it looks like to me. Still a fun surprise but I wanted to warn you about it lest you come to rely on it

          spoiler

          Spoiler spoiler spoiler

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            And I am so glad that you did, bc otherwise I might have!:-)

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      • OpenStars@piefed.social
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        This image I’m sure is burned into all of our brains :-)

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Nah, my cat is in charge of it for me and fortunately he was hunting lizards that episode

          Edit wait fuck that makes me orange help

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            Does this make it all better-er-est?

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    This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors, Chidi

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    Of course. But I would do it for the love of the game, not a paycheck.

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    Nah … I just tie people to rails for the fun of it … now turn around and put your hands behind your back

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      I hope you also have a thin handlebar mustache that you twirl while cackling or the experience would be ruined.

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        No I don’t … but you can also turn around and put your hands behind your back

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    you are an economist. eliminating zoning laws and HOAs would make construction of houses cheaper, saving lots of people lots of money, but the construction companies would be less profitable. do you argue in favor of unnecessarily complex building codes sothat the company stays profitable at the expense of the population?

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      I’ve never seen an economist argue is favor of non-safety related building codes. Ever.

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        I’m an absurdist and I have a shitty degree in economics if you want to check something off your bucket list

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      That depends. How much is the population offering me to advocate in favor of them, and how much are the construction companies offering?

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      Gotta add on another level.

      Zoning laws and HOA’s give larger construction companies a significant competitive advantage over smaller companies. This limits competition and drives up the cost while also degrading the average quality of the construction as the larger companies seek to maximize profits.

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    Nah that’s techbro employees.

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    Whoever is forcing this dilemma is doing something wrong. Sue them for a fat payday… or chose violence.

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    Are they evil ppl?

    Then yes.

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    nah, you doctor footage of people on the rails and stimulate the scenario instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sl5KJ69qiA

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