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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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Goddammit

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    1 hour ago

    He’s a real one.

  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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    l always love how the 2 in the back are in super casual clothes, but the 2 in front are all formal.

    • doctordevice@lemmy.ca
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      Looks like the restaurant in the Space Needle (Seattle). Casual clothes in fine dining is common here.

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    That’s not a shitpost.
    This is a shitpost.

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      5 hours ago

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’ve never seen anything so beautiful in my entire life 🥹

      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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        2 hours ago

        Look in the mirror, baby <3

    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      When talent meets dedication

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      7 hours ago

      You made this?

      • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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        I can’t tell if you’re impressed or disappointed.

        To cover both:

        1. Yes :)
        2. Yeah, sorry :(
        • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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          You have a rare talent

        • architectonas@lemmy.world
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          I for one am impressed. Good job sir!

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      8 hours ago

      What a beautiful day to have eyes.

      • Fallofturkey@lemmy.world
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        I’m not crying, you’re crying

    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Perfect

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    I love when proposal pictures are cropped so it looks like they’re commiting seppuku.

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      "OMG, what are you doing?! "

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    “Hey babe, remember last week we saw that guy propose to his girl…?”

    “Hey babe, remember a couple weeks ago we saw that guy proposing…”

    “Baaaabe…remember last month when we watched that guy propose to his gf?”

    “Hey Shane, I was just thinking about that time back in April that guy at the table next to us proposed to his woman…”

    “Hey dickhead, you putting a ring on this or what?”

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      “Hey dickhead, you putting a ring on this or what?”

      Goes to sex shop for a Ring

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      They dressed casual as fuck in an obviously high end dining establishment. Hurley shirt guy and his girl gonna be fine. They’re both loaded to the gills.

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    Straight and boomer humor? On my lemmy?

    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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      Representation matters.

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      some people here are in their 40s

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    Bad day for a breakup

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    He’s outside of the blast radius. (I’m assuming this is the aftermath of the guy in the foreground ripping ass, right?)

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    I’ve seen this dude somewhere before…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFhMcL3Kf1c

    (Skip 30 seconds in…)

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    Bro is making eye contact with the camera lol

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    He’ll be fine. He’s got a good thing going in Videlectrix.

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    I don’t often eat from elevated positions with scenic views, so it isn’t surprising to see a proposal happen.

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