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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down1·edit-29 hours agoHow much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·8 hours agoIt’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.
minus-squareEcho (they/she)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 hours agoI’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 hours agoHow do I measure my homosexuality?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoWith a stack of dicks I guess
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 hours agoPeed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay. Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay. Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay. MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious. MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi. Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay. Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.
minus-squaremeowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agowill being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay
How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?
It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.
I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?
How do I measure my homosexuality?
With a stack of dicks I guess
Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.
Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.
Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.
MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.
MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.
Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.
Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.
will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay
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