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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

I hope they'll make it more contagious

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I hope they'll make it more contagious

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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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      the + is there for a reason

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    How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?

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      It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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        I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?

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        How do I measure my homosexuality?

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          With a stack of dicks I guess

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        will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

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      this comment made my day

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