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minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·6 hours agoThat’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 hours agoI just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoLmao that visual made me actually chuckle
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 minutes agoWrist watch…wedding band… Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves… Headphones, cap… Phone…keys…wallet…empty… (Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices) HEY MACARENA.
minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·47 minutes agoHahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·6 hours agoPretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt. No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 hours agoAlso makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoWhat do you do if you’re naked, though?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoStart digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
minus-squareMelllvar@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoJust stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·51 minutes agoWant to pickpocket me? 😏
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoI’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
That’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
Wrist watch…wedding band…
Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves…
Headphones, cap…
Phone…keys…wallet…empty…
(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)
HEY MACARENA.
Hahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt.
No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
What do you do if you’re naked, though?
Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
Want to pickpocket me? 😏
I’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.