Elon, a pedophile? The guy who, out of absolutely nowhere, accused the guy who saved all those kids from certain watery death of pedophilia?
Wait… No… He couldn’t be projecting. Who could have seen this coming? Certainly not nearly all of us… Not nearly every single person with critical thinking skills.
No… We’re all mistaken.
Is this the same Elon who made an AI powered child porn generator? That Elon is a pedophile? You don’t say
Elon, the guy who sent multiple incredibly sad emails all but begging “please let me come over and party on your child sex island Mr Epstein I promise I’m cool”? That Elon?
And to top it off, he sent those emails out on Christmas morning instead of spending time with his 40 children.
The response was hilarious though because Epstein was clearly creeped out by Musk. “We don’t have parties anymore”
Also wasn’t there an email from Epstein to his assistant, telling her to shake him off?
Yes. And she told musk they weren’t having parties anymore.
Elon, a pedophile? The guy who, out of absolutely nowhere, accused the guy who saved all those kids from certain watery death of pedophilia?
Wait, I don’t think think I heard about this one, what happened?
In 2018 a bunch of boys got trapped in a flooded cave in Thailand. It was a big story on Twitter, as people tried to figure out how to save those boys. Elon Musk weighed in that he had ordered SpaceX to repurpose a rocket into a boy-saving device that would traverse through the narrow tunnels, pick up a boy, and return to safety.
A British cave explorer said that nah, that’s not gonna work Elon - I’m gonna dive into the cave with extra oxygen and get the boys out. Elon got livid and called the cave explorer “Pedo guy” on account of him being British, into cave exploration, and living in Thailand. Cave explorer then proceeded to save the boys, and Elon was mad that he didn’t get to send space rockets into a narrow cave passage.
Wait… Pam Bondi is IN the Epstein files?
Why do you think she fucking fought it so hard? She knows where the bodies are buried from her time in Florida.
She’s a woman, she will be one of the few to take a fall.
Did it say that? I thought it just mentioned her cause she was responsible for releasing the files.
Ah; it just said she appeared before the panel in the investigation. That makes more sense.
Didn’t she help bury cases during her stint as Florida AG?
The good news is that this could be a sweetheart deal because he sang like a canary.
He could have stood up game names and produced evidence. None of them will face justice.
