• marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today
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      Have you seen Eric Trump? No human being wants to fuck that.

      I mean seriously I’m not one to usually body shame but even with plastic surgery it’s not great to look at. A 100% authentic photo showing the drastic difference between Eric Trump's before surgery face and his post surgery face.

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        Holy shit that’s what he actually used to look like? The other comment was right that’s a walking naked mole rat

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          I hate having to sound like I’m defending him, but I’m 90% certain the left image is a Photoshop job. The only other source I can find this picture on is from an article on a dubious SEO-spam website.

          The rest of the pictures of Eric when he was younger aren’t great, he still looks like a goober, just not this bad.

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          Literally ripped straight from an article on his ‘glow up’ from a teenage 80’s movie villain to an adult 80’s movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might’ve edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don’t know why they would edit those features to be even worse.

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            He looks like he constantly shoved his face up against a window and slowly slid down it as a baby all through to his adult life.

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        Is that a real “before’ pic of him?

        Edit: Okay, I had to look up what he really looked like when he was younger. Well played, internet stranger.

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      Might as well. Trump already raped actual kids. Might as well rape the ones that he created that still act like children.

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    Except for Arthur and Douglas MacArthur … they’re the only father and son pair to receive our nation’s highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and we’ll have a threesome

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      As the audience gasped, he quickly pivoted to suggesting giving just one of his two sons

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      It’s even funnier because “neither of whom have served in the military, like him.” 💥👏👏👏

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    Every time this fucker says “I’m allowed to” I want to throw up

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      He sounds just like a four year old bragging about rudely taking something from someone and then proudly declaring that they’re allowed to.

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    Dementia Man doesn’t know what day it is. So who is asking for the names of all our intelligence assets and why?