You can play the sound of a river to a speaker and thee beaver would damn up the speaker until it’s muffled
Beavers are incredibly smart and playful, so if you troll them like this, they will troll you back…
Saw a beaver cross the road today… thats all
I’m simultaneously envious and very happy for you!
That’s a river
I don’t get it. Any joke explaining beavers close by?


dam
Beaver sees need for a dam to put a stop to the free flowing nonsense before him.
Beavers don’t like the sound of running water.
Aw HELL naw!
Good luck buddy, humans already razed the forest. Not a single tree around.
Bones it is, then.
Hey, nice femurs…!

(That’s from the Timberborn intro cutscene, if anybody’s curious.)
I really need to get this game. :D
Beaver will smack you for letting your tap running free.
Not him too! What about Wally?




