Yes, I would. I don’t surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there’s a reason. I don’t know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff… Its probably best choice
Jake: “So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?”
Captain Holt: “If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we’re assuming it’s literally “a cliff”, singular, they’d probably physically have to stop at some point.)
If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don’t fall for peer pressure!
Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too…
I mean… I did already pay for the cliff diving class, and it’s not refundable…
Yes, I would. I don’t surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there’s a reason. I don’t know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff… Its probably best choice
From Brooklyn 99
Jake: “So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?”
Captain Holt: “If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”
https://xkcd.com/1170/
All your friends just gave me five bucks.
Show me bank records and I’ll consider it
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we’re assuming it’s literally “a cliff”, singular, they’d probably physically have to stop at some point.)
But I just don’t care if any of them survive? It’s not like any of you are real people anyway. Now stop stalling and get jumping.
Honestly fair. Goodbye.
I’d be the first one off, what are you talking about