People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!"
“I will reappear in one year’s time.” With the subsequent breaths saying the same phrase in the next four spoken world languages, then use the last breath to say it in R’lyehian.
Go back, we screwed everything.
FUCK YOU ALL
I am the lord your god. I sacrificed my only son. To any who would hoard a thousand fold of them that have least are anethma to me. To those who keep the equality of all have my favor.
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the world will end in … days
just make it sound like the audio cut out for the number of days
you just lost the game
FUCK
I just lost the game…
I’m a little sad that I stopped playing.
“A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!,” etc.
“You have been chosen. Tell no one. The false idol must be killed.”
Then just watch the chaos unfold.
"'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
(stolen from Douglas Adams)
I’m gonna go with “So long and thanks for all the fish”
List of a random string of numbers in a monotone voice, have people go insane trying to figure out it means
4 8 15 16 23 42
God I loved that show
Needs to have one number out of sequence, just for maximum chaos
ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINERS!
Hey everyone, the Lord here. The Jews aren’t allowed to have Israel anymore. I’m giving it to the Palestinians, because the Jews wouldn’t behave. The Jews can have the moon instead.
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
I don’t see why you’re acting so supised, the plans have been on display at your local galactic planning office for 300 years.
Thank you for this 😂❤️
