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No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

www.kenklippenstein.com

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Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

www.kenklippenstein.com

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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The list they're creating says so, anyway

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42730791

https://archive.ph/iAejM

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    next they will “identify” the “leader of lgbtq+”

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      Who assumed the crown after Freddy?

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        I didn’t know anyone had been crowded since Prince died.

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          Umm, prince was pretty famously hetero.

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    no offense dude, but him?

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    “Everyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi domestic terrorist.”

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    I heard he was teaming up with the hacker known as “4chan”

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      I heard that hacker uses steroids!

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    It’s good to see more trumpian competence in action…

    Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.

    To the Department of Homeland Security, “he is the leader of Antifa in Portland, OR.”

    Elementary my dear epstein.

    BTW, sounds like a fucking legend. I hope I am so good when the bullshit arrives here.

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      offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray

      Wow what a terrorist! When other citizens walk in with pepper spray on them he lets them wash it off?

      I bet he and his co-conspirators were involved with the undcheduled shut down of the Orphan Crushing Machine too!

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    I can tell you for certain that dude won’t be experiencing “the male loneliness epidemic”

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    John Antifa

    • OfCourseNot@fedia.io
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      *Johnathan Tifa

      Edit: came back from the article, his second name is actually Jonathan lol. He must be the son of our former legendary leader Mary Ann Tifa.

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        Is he related to Tifa Lockhart?

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    When the leader of a group of anti-fascists becomes the bad guy. American world war 2 soldiers who died on the battlefield must be turning in their graves

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      Read it as burning in their graves. Still made sense.

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    Wrong, it’s not a man. It’s my Aunt Tifa. FFS

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    Just like they identified Tylenol is the cause of autism…

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      I mean, they gotta figure out some way to blame the mom before Baron gets diagnosed.

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    I feel so sorry for the Yanks having to live through this Trumpian nightmare.

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      Thank you. Truly. So much schadenfreude going around.

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    No, they got it wrong. It was me! I am the leader! Don’t believe the feds, those lying pigs.

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      I’m Brian and so is my wife

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    I guess it’s over then 😟

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      Not yet, he’s friend with l33t hax0r and the Anonymous man.

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      They’ve got em. Our most closely hidden secret leader. What will the cabal do without him?

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      better send Kyle Reetenhouse back in time

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    I see they follow the gestapo playbook. Why use the legal system when you can just say “belongs to terrorist org” and snag whoever you want off the street.

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      I mean, that’s one step too many.

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    As yes, the infamous antifa obersturmführer

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