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Lemmy is so weird
Who else cannot upvote the post because it is at 420?
“We all just some eggs for real.”
~ William Shakespeare
c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns is leaking
Smash people’s yolks to show you aren’t racist, message recieved!
I’m kinda racist against white eggs. I prefer the brown ones for no good reason
That’s the whole grain ones
Please don’t peel people! They do look the same on the inside, but they also look dead on the inside once peeled.
Aw, I had to go out of my way to get the peeler machine schematic, and I built a base in okrans pride so I can peel as many holy nation guys as I can.
Racism is officially over thanks to this shitpost. o7
Technically only ended racism against brown skinned people. We don’t know if they’d get the same results with a black egg
I got this weird blue egg. How do we be racist against those aliens from that stupid movie I only saw fifteen minutes of before I got bored, space fern gully
Shane please geht your alcoholism checked out. Think about your future!
No! Who will defend my niececousin from the space aliens that keep leaving their damn underpants on the floor?
We did it Reddit!
so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they’re the same
I find that their diets make a difference.
Probably. But if we take the equivalent of like human embryos, they probably all taste pretty much the same. There isn’t much variation in eggs because they haven’t developed.
I don’t know man, have you had any from an overweight one? SO much juicier compared to a regular female.
I’m just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent’s fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth … rate? … or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?
I’m just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent’s fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth … rate? … or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?
Yeah, lol. But don’t try to apply that to chickens because they don’t have a placenta.
So… crack everyone open and see what’s inside. Gotcha.
Calm down, Sigmund.
I meant more in the mold of Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.
THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!!!
Did we loop back around to rage comics?
Time is a flat circle
The OG. Wojak was sometimes featured in rage comics as “feels guy”, and some terminally online channers are angry about it.
I must perform a cross-sectional study on the population to confirm this claim
Yes, as an organ mafia member i can confirm we don’t discriminate by race.
As an organ mafia customer, i can assure you we dont care either. Some of our clients do but we just tell them what they want to hear
Asians aren’t human, confirmed
Ah, so the correct answer is to just hate everyone?
/s
Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone’s skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.
That’s your answer to everything
When in doubt, start cracking heads!
I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.
Well, have you ever met fellow humans?
The message is that humans taste like chicken?
Do… do you think that eggs taste like chicken?
Yeah I’m pretty sure chicken eggs, by definition, taste like chicken.
Only if you lick the unwashed shells
I love the taste of fresh cloaca in the morning.
Chicken eggs do
Conceptually yes, realityually no
Edit sp
My breakfast go-to is fried chicken with bacon, home fries and a glass of orange juice!
Great. Now my granola tastes like sadness.
Always has 🔫
Well, men anyway.
BBC or BWC, whatever, they all taste like cock.
UwU
No. The message was that to solve racism you need to crack open some skulls. Racists will stop being racist when you show the some brains.
Humans taste like pork from what I’ve heard.
I had boar meat once and it tasted nothing like people
