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A few beers short of a six pack
Your ma wears high heels with tracksuit bottoms.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
“Sorry, I already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”
Implying that everything they said or done was to get your romantic attention.
It was trending a few years ago but never caught on fully.
Still good.
The classic southern “Bless your heart”
I have to thank the one and only James May for introducing me to “you witless dishcloth”
Big fan of a slow disapproving head shake and a thumbs down. Especially in road rage situations (or any time I see a Cybertruck).
I only recently discovered the power of the thumbs down in the car. It is magical.
You make this world not worth saving.
I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
I’ve also heard “wind sandwich.”
I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
I first saw this used by Hugh Hefner in some reality TV show with some of his bimbos in Venice. One of them said how cool it was to be where Al Capone was born and he responded with, “You’re so pretty.” Of course, she absolutely took the compliment at face value.
Lmao, it did took a while for me to register
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
I bet you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
I blame the alcohol, not what you drank tonight but what your mother drank while pregnant with you
Did your mother have any children that lived?
I bet she regrets that!
