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Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
Too offensive for lemmy.ml
A waste of space
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
You two make quite the wit.
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
Thick as mince
A few beers short of a six pack
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Beat me to it
The classic southern “Bless your heart”
“Sorry, I already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”
Implying that everything they said or done was to get your romantic attention.
It was trending a few years ago but never caught on fully.
Still good.
