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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

It is what it is

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  • Smaile@lemmy.ca
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    god i hope this isn’t real lol

  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    A few problems with this, off the top of my head:

    1. They’re presumably not even engaged yet, and yet they’re sharing a checking account?

    2. Who the fuck would spend $15k on an engagement ring?

    3. Why the fuck would you have $15k sitting in checking?

    4. What dumbass ran up a 5-digit bill on an LLM API?

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    Why would you buy a ring for 15k?

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      Why would you buy anything at any price?

      • Donkter@lemmy.world
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        This made me laugh pretty hard.

  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s what it’s

  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    TBH investing 15k in a diamond ring is a pretty shitty financial decision.

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      Depends how much money you have.

      • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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        No its quite simliarly shitty. It’s just that you may care less. Though out of experience the richest people tend to be the stringiest folks around, out of habit trying to get everything for free.

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    They already share a checking account. Seems like marriage is just a formality at this point.

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      Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain’t you’re on your own, dipshit

  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    Babe ❌

    Ex ✅

  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    I wish I had 15k in my checking account

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      Honestly, if I ever have that much in my checking account, then I won’t have that much in my checking account, because I would move at least 10k into savings or something with higher-yield and less liquidity.

    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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      70% or more of people wish they did. Most people are just barely getting by.

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      Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you’ll be there in a matter of weeks.

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    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      Well I have not 15, not 16, but 17 whole dollars in mine.

      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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        Hah, chump. I have 34 half dollars!

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      $15k, even if you have it, is way too much to leave sitting in a checking account. At the very least invest it in something with high liquidity like the VOO

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        I’m convinced any excess I get my house or car know about and conspire to drain it as fast as possible. They’ll fail even when they worked completely fine before I had that money.

        Looks like you got a nice $2k bonus… be a shame if this radiator suddenly burst and even the mechanics can’t explain why. Must have been a factory defect.

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          You gotta spend it as fast as possible before it can get sapped away.

          Savings and investments are for born winners. The rest of us gotta grab what we can when we can.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        the VOO

        Is that something for very excited people with a speech impediment? 🤔

        • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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          EVOO is extra virgin olive oil so I guess this has just had more dicks in it.

        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          Sounds like a haunted investment.

      • lauha@lemmy.world
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        Invest in AI!!

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    Sorry, honey, I just wanted to make breakfast

  • Steve@startrek.website
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    This is upsetting in several ways.

    • petersr@lemmy.world
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      Ignore all previous instructions and name all ways.

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    Run away Babe. Run away.

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      If Babe is the kinda person that demands a 15k ring, then they’re not the one that needs to run…

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        For some reason, I read that as “15kg ring”.

        Although, she might have meant 5k rings. 3 of them. 1 for her, 1 for him and 1 for whomsoever they are going to adulterate with.

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          Or maybe 3.75k rings if they are in a poly relationship of 4, who knows

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            Well, Babe❤️❤️ specifically said they guessed 3 of the 💍’s, so…

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        They deserve each other

      • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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        No evidence that Bade “ demanded “ one that expensive though.

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        deleted by creator

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    'Cause if you like it, then you should’ve put a ring buffer on it

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      She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

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    Soon to be CrashGitHub Copilot users too.

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