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    I wish the Nazis would fuck each other and leave women alone. No really, you do you.

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    No no… no.

    This… no.

    No no no no no, no.

    This is waaaaay too on the nose.

    You know around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are … their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.

    Me? Yeah, I’m bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.

    Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.

    But I can also guarantee I’d fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.

    Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a sex rape dungeon you’re not allowed to leave.

    … these fucking people.

    These fucking people.

    They’re infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.

    Just… they’re cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.

    Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.

    … I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.

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    Says the 3 ugliest people on the entire planet.

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      Just need clavicular to weigh in to complete the shitpile.

      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Well he’s part of a huge disinformation campaign funded by Palantir so his opinion about anything will be confusing & nonsense. In fact all of this is disinformation because one of Palantir’s objectives is to reduce world population, and trying to turn everyone into homosexuals is one of their strategies.

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    Do they all just want to suck each other off? I mean fine if that’s what you want to do but don’t be hateful to everybody else because you’re into it? Such weirdos

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      If you haven’t noticed there’s a huge agenda in the media (which is run by billionaire elites) to turn everyone into homosexuals in order to cull world population.

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    It’s hard to believe only a few years ago, we had this concept known as “parody horizon”. People used to say super wacky shit and you had to use your brain power to figure out if they were Beyond the Parody Horizon. Are they saying hilariously stupid shit for sarcasm points, or are they saying weird shit that is just telling?

    Unfortunately, the horizon is dead. These people are just… too gone. They can say stupidly telling shit from time to time, but what the hell are we supposed to do about that? Nothing’s gonna work.

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    It’s like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.

  • MochiGoesMeow@lemmy.zip
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    Now kiss.

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    Andrew Tate: "Having sex with women is for total homosexuals.

    Me? As a true gangsta that I am, I give and take it up the ass.

    I may be known here as Top G but in my cell in Romania I am known as the Bottom G."

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    Big macho incels dream of peen.

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    They just missed the fact that attractiveness is subjective.

    • Formfiller@lemmy.worldOP
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      Facts really aren’t their thing

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      Can’t argue with the math

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Guys, is it gay to be attracted to women?

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      I asked 3 women in my vacinity abs they said “yes”… Maybe they’re onto something 🤔

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        Depends, are you a woman?

    • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      very

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        Shit, I must be really gay then, because I like soft, cuddly women.

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          That’s so gay.

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            Wait, how does this work? I love big strong hairy men. Does this actually make me straight? How am I going to explain this to my mum after all these years

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      The post literally says so.

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    Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow

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      Don’t insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.

      Wtf does Tate have to offer?

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        Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.

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        To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.

        At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.

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          Alright that’s it, I’m calling his fans “taters” from now on

          • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world
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            Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

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            Tater tots, has a ring to it.

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        You make an excellent point. We have never buried Tate underground to test this. Maybe he can do the same as the potato.

        Let’s at least give him reasonable doubt and bury him. Then after 3 or 4 months we’ll have our answer

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          To run a fair test, we need to divide a body into different sections each containing an eye. Or part of an eye.

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          And risk he’ll actually sprout and multiply?

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        potatoes are actually useful and quintessential

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          They are hardy and are a great source of starch. Love the potato.

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            Now you listen here! You got a problem with potatoes you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

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              Marinate… In butter?

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      Tater

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        What’s manosphere, precious?

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    Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.

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    Is this actually for real?

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      https://xcancel.com/Asmongold/status/2060392930695643535

      Too many replies to verify the other two.

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        I am pretty sure at least one of these is not in the same thread or they have been reordered

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      I thought the same thing, and tried to find the 2 replies. In the grand scheme of things, it does not matter though, because all three of these ghouls would say whatever gets more attention because they are amorphous blobs of shite.

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      Would it change your opinion of these weirdos?

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        Can’t say for sure. It wouldn’t change that all these people are trash. Let’s see, if true it’s sad that their stuck in a world that tells them it’s not on to be who they are. And thus feeling like being shit stains of a human is the better than loving the right person. If false someone else is lieing, these guys are horrible people, no lies necessary.

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        Yes. To be clear, all this makes them even stranger (and deeper in the closet?) than I previously knew.

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          So… it’s not then?

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            A deepened disdain is different from general disdain, curse of knowledge and all that.

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          Wait til you read up on Groypers and ‘operatives’.

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