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Uncle Fester
I believe that’s Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
“I’m cut in half real bad Dewey!”
Tetanus
Rusty
Staph
Sure let’s do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
Slash
That’s the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
… basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Scarface
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Hubert
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
Tetanuir
Finguy McStabby
Laceration Larry
Finger McFingerface
Well, he’s not candy.





