MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?message-squaremessage-square136fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square136fedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·14 days ago“I always wanted a briefcase that attached to my wrist with handcuffs. Alright.” - A “joke” from Mitch Hedberg.
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoAn escalator is never broken. It just becomes stairs.
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·14 days agoRice is great when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·14 days ago"I used to do drugs… I still do, but I used to too"
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 days ago“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”
“I always wanted a briefcase that attached to my wrist with handcuffs. Alright.” - A “joke” from Mitch Hedberg.
An escalator is never broken. It just becomes stairs.
Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
"I used to do drugs…
I still do, but I used to too"
“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”