I like American sushi rolls, but that just looks so sloppy.
Who is this bitch? To shame somebody for eating food the way they want to.
We sentence you to seppuku.
No, not sudoku! 😩
There was this white cream sauce that that was served with my sushi once at this place called Kyoto Bowl. It wasn’t ranch, more like a horseradish mayo but without the horseradish nor mayo flavor, if that makes sense. It didn’t taste like either but that’s the closest comparison I can find. It was sweeter and less tangy than either. Not at all like ranch, and it was really good, if not completely inauthentic.
That said, I haven’t seen it in about 30 years and every time I go back to that place, they never know what the hell I’m talking about. So I guess the taste of that delicious mystery sushi cream will forever remain a distant memory.
So yum yum sauce? It varies from white to yellow/orange.
They sell this at Walmart. Pick it up and see if it’s close.
Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.
Same gang who like pineapple on pizza. Oh wait…
Yes, we are. Officer, this one too!
Indeed indeed
It’s pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.
prepackaged American sushi. the ranch is not just an option, it’s a requirement.
I mean it’s Kroger Sushi who cares…
I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce
Americans are such degenerates it’s actually crazy
I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don’t already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.
Ranch dressing is basically sour cream and European culture is already high in sour cream, so
Apparently the Japanese have discovered American food and have lost their goddamn minds. Those poor bastards.
Well it kinda makes sense because novelty usually tastes good, or at least “interesting”.
We can buy ranch in the UK but its a very new thing. And very american, bit fatty for me tbh.
In the distance, Japanese sirens.
Someone tell me what doesn’t taste good with ranch. Go on. I’ll wait.
Not that things don’t taste good with ranch, some things just taste better with something else.
Assuming it’s gross with chocolate cake but I haven’t tried. Might be alright with carrot cake though I guess
Oh sweet innocent baby jesus…
the only thing I dip sushi in is 50/50 Shoyu/Wasabi paste…
I don’t measure mine but yesss - somebody changed my life when they showed me that trick.
Yeah, what you want is something that has the consistency of elmer’s glue… :)
That way it sticks to the rice.
it already had cream cheese in it. The first mistake was made at the grocery store.
You don’t have to like a Philly roll but it’s pretty much the same thing as a bagel with lox and shmear so don’t talk like it’s an unheard of abomination.
I don’t put ranch dressing on a bagel either. ;-)
Nor do I, but salmon+cream cheese+starchy base is a widely accepted format and it’s the cream cheese being attacked here.
Oh I thought it was the ranch dressing.
I love cream-cheese in sushi actually.
I don’t approve of a bagel with lox as sushi either :)
Good thing you aren’t in charge then.
