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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

I know which one I'm picking!

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I know which one I'm picking!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago
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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world
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    Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

    Not trying to be creepy, it’s just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line

      so it’s a really good joke

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

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    yknow who else hates France? The ruling class

  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
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    OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    Ans all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.

  • MrRandom@lemmy.zip
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    On the other hand, I like the food in France…

  • tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works
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    7 hours ago

    My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    7 hours ago

    Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?

  • Gahidus@lemmus.org
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    15 hours ago

    I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

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    Uncensor that friggin f-word!

    We are allowed to curse on the internet!

    • Axolotl@feddit.it
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      Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot he uncensored even in the free internet

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        it’s not like they said Belgium

  • Aniki@feddit.org
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    can i get a french catgirl?

    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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      5 hours ago

      How about a 22 year old (now 24) french guy interested in technologies

      • Aniki@feddit.org
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        damn that’s cute :)

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.

    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit

      • Randelung@lemmy.world
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        That is the superlative, so

  • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      USA in general.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn’t be picking No More *hio?

      • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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        Fair

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      Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.

      If so, I’m down.

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        oh shit, i’ve gotta go check the pitch ‘n’ putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don’t know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we’re on opposite sides of the country.

        aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we’d just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    easy, the left one.

    France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore

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      Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.

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          Hating Fr*nce keeps you sharp in these trying times where Br*tain is too busy self-owning.

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            We used to hate on the US too, but now i just feel bad for how hard it’s destroying itself. like watching someone stab himself in the dick repeatedly

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          Respect

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    But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

    Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      French Noah’s ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

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        Fuck, we’re not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

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          Two shipping containers of wine.

          I swear some people would waste a genie.

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it’s for the greater good

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            Get off my ark it’s muh wine !

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      No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever’s left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.

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    You’re allowed to say Froance here.

    • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      It’s actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!

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