That shit’s handy cause you don’t have to wait hours and hours for a surgery to finish, you can go do other things. But also my POS husband went and did meth and had sex with some guy while I was on the table. So yeah it’s not going great here. What were we talking about?
Last time I was the pickup person for a surgery, the surgery went well and fast, then the first recovery room (the one where I wasn’t allowed to visit) took 4 hours. Poor friend was just so slow to get his mental faculties back after anesthesia. I blame his redheaded genes.
Yeah, i remember shortly after i got married i had a sex dream about someone other than my wife, and i spent the entire dream worrying about my wife and how this stupid action i was taking was going to hurt her. then fortunately i woke up.
to some of us (and i’m including you in this noodles, it sounds like you), cheating is utterly repulsive.
I’m glad Gary stopped at the top of his game even though i miss him (and check his website from time to time). but like, this one plucks all the strings on the nostalgia banjo
I’m sorry about your POS husband. we always just went and got brunch. because brunch is the meal of joy, and we needed joy while we were waiting and stressing about a loved one in surgery.
That shit’s handy cause you don’t have to wait hours and hours for a surgery to finish, you can go do other things. But also my POS husband went and did meth and had sex with some guy while I was on the table. So yeah it’s not going great here. What were we talking about?
Last time I was the pickup person for a surgery, the surgery went well and fast, then the first recovery room (the one where I wasn’t allowed to visit) took 4 hours. Poor friend was just so slow to get his mental faculties back after anesthesia. I blame his redheaded genes.
Yeah, I really wish this was a thing when my wife was in the hospital after her strokes and having multiple surgeries.
Not that I would have used the time to smoke meth and have sex with some guy.
But you could.
No, I couldn’t.
Yeah, i remember shortly after i got married i had a sex dream about someone other than my wife, and i spent the entire dream worrying about my wife and how this stupid action i was taking was going to hurt her. then fortunately i woke up.
to some of us (and i’m including you in this noodles, it sounds like you), cheating is utterly repulsive.
Or maybe he’s just allergic to meth
nonsense we all do all the drugs all the time here.
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I’d ask what the fuck, but my ex’s ex husband was basically that guy too lol
Sorry you wound up with such an asshole
Wow, that is a beyond fucked up thing to do. What a piece of shit.
If he had a tracker it would’ve solved everything.
Acquiring meth (finished at 13:18)
Meeting up with man (finished at 13:24)
Satisfying man (oops! There has been a problem with your order, our meth and sex engineers are working hard on resolving it)
Village People Showed up (finished at 13:55)
Getting the party started (finished at 13:59)
Noticing surgery is already finished (finished at 14:42)
Left party (14:50)
Panicked drive to hospital (finished at 14:53)
Rushed trip to gift store to support story of taking forever to pick a special gift and losing track of time (finished at 14:54)
Organized the balloon display by colour shade (meth hasn’t worn off yet) (finished at 14:59)
On his way! (In progress)
someone put a chip in his knee
Damn, worst pizza ever…
I’m glad Gary stopped at the top of his game even though i miss him (and check his website from time to time). but like, this one plucks all the strings on the nostalgia banjo
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I’m sorry about your POS husband. we always just went and got brunch. because brunch is the meal of joy, and we needed joy while we were waiting and stressing about a loved one in surgery.