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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

my own personal Chatgpt

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my own personal Chatgpt

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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    we went full circle, people.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Somebody’s just reinvented god

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    8 hours ago

  • nexguy@lemmy.world
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    Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!

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    I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.

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    Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain work started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Few people know this, but the ‘GPT’ in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington

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    Psychosis?

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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      Bait.

  • garbage_world@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    10/10 shitpost

  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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    WWCD

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn’t think of it yourself.

    • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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      6 hours ago

      stares at microprocessor architecture

      “Me the best”

    • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      That’s a very broad and sweeping claim. Do you have any evidence to back that up? Are you making that claim for all cultures?

    • SlothMama@lemmy.world
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      I saw the same video, and used the premise recently as an ice breaker, but it’s still very much a theory here as others are saying.

      It’s worth exploring I suppose, but it seems unlikely.

      It’s just an interesting and provocative thought.

    • davetortoise@reddthat.com
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      I’m sorry but there’s just no fucking way this is true

      • i_love_FFT@jlai.lu
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        There’s bi-cameral mind theory, but it’s all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it’s very hard to believe it to be true!

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          Is it alright for this video to be shared??

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            This is the one I saw on it. Definitely an interesting thought.

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      I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe? No one can disprove the thoughts in our heads come from a giant rube goldberg machine.

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        Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods

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    OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      OP found god

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      He’s our first cyborg. Show some respect.

  • youngskywalker@lemmy.world
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    People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨

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      The thing with internal monologues is that you are still 100% in control of what gets said. That doesn’t seem to be the case in OPs head

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    deleted by creator

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    10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

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      It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire

      I think that’s a very bad sign

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    Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.

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    Satire, right? Please let it be satire.

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      The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.

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        Schrodingers satire?

    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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      Probably, but it’s not impossible they’re serious.

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        People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me

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      On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don’t believe it

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      if you can’t tell this is satire you’ve been swallowed by abyss that is lemmy

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        I didn’t know lemmy is so popular! TIL

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        93% of people need it. I didn’t believe it at first, but I eventually had to concede that the sarcasm tag was necessary.

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        Possibly, but I have met people that stupid.

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        I mean we live in a world where AI psychosis is a thing, and I don’t think r/ChatGPT is selecting for the best and brightest of human society. It’s probably satire, but I wouldn’t bet money on it.

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          I would, but I’d want at least 2:1 odds in my favour to take that bet.

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          ai psychosis isn’t a real thing, being dumb enough to believe a chatbot telling you the CIA thinks you’re a genius or the Zimbabwean Criminal Court is out to get you is just what we used to call a bad case of mental retardation

          This is 100% satire, in fact if you’re struggling to tell maybe you have “lemmy psychosis”😄

      • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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        I don’t think it’s lemmy’s fault at all. There are a lot of people more stupid than that.

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          I would be surprised if the average lemmy user would be more susceptible to it than the average reddit user. I mean the reason we are here is we are at least somewhat more resistant to bullshit on the internet

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