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Umami is umami
Old feet and parmesan and radroaches all tastes the same and you’re just lying to yourself that they don’t.
“Someone you don’t like’s cheese” broke me.
I think the grammar is correct but I don’t like it one bit.
Using commas is an act of communism!!
Yes, they should’ve said “Dispose of your heel flakes into the parmesan of your enemies!”
specifically for Nazi-ICE - when they eat italian
Alright there Satan
Jokes on you I’m into that shit.
(I’m not, I’m seriously not though, I was making a joke, please don’t do that I’m really not oh god what have I done)
Too late
I like to borrow my friends’ Microplane from the kitchen whenever I visit so I don’t have to pack my ped-egg
The obvious problem being that if you don’t like someone, how are you getting access to their cheese?
Never had a shitty roommate?
I would never have done this but I know shitty people who might’ve
I take it you’re not married?
I like my wife. What kind of dummy doesn’t like their spouse?
I also like this guy’s wife.
I believe it, she’s a very likeable person
If you don’t like them you shouldn’t be either
Crunchy dandruff.
