Umami is umami
Old feet and parmesan and radroaches all tastes the same and you’re just lying to yourself that they don’t.
“Someone you don’t like’s cheese” broke me.
I think the grammar is correct but I don’t like it one bit.
Using commas is an act of communism!!
Yes, they should’ve said “Dispose of your heel flakes into the parmesan of your enemies!”
Alright there Satan
specifically for Nazi-ICE - when they eat italian
Jokes on you I’m into that shit.
(I’m not, I’m seriously not though, I was making a joke, please don’t do that I’m really not oh god what have I done)
Too late
I like to borrow my friends’ Microplane from the kitchen whenever I visit so I don’t have to pack my ped-egg
The obvious problem being that if you don’t like someone, how are you getting access to their cheese?
Never had a shitty roommate?
I would never have done this but I know shitty people who might’ve
I take it you’re not married?
I like my wife. What kind of dummy doesn’t like their spouse?
I also like this guy’s wife.
I believe it, she’s a very likeable person
If you don’t like them you shouldn’t be either
Crunchy dandruff.










