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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Never hurts to check though

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Never hurts to check though

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Covenant@sh.itjust.works
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    You can buy a code to rent a digital license

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    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i’m really not sure what that’s an endorsement of though. Benny Boy was a freak.

  • cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    What if I want to watch the uncut version of a film?

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      To add to the rest, he USA is pretty unique for widespread genital mutilation for non-medical and non-religious reasons, so I’d say that if you’re not from the USA, and not Muslim or Jewish, you should be fine.

    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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      Maybe consult your rabbi, imam or other religious figure first

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        What if I would rather contact a secular authority figure, like the comptroller?

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          If the comptroller was involved in your circumcision then by all means consult them.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            He was as involved in a circumcision of me as anyone else was 🤷🏻

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              tmi dude

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                They asked 🤷🏻

                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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                  i didn’t know comptrollers had to offer that service. i need a new career, maybe less bureaucracy in this one

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    I don’t get it. What were they intending to search for?

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      If you’re allowed to play GTA6 if your dick got severed or not.

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    Wait until the biometric copyright age verification dick check.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      Jokes on you. I’ve been storing a massive ton of dick pics acquired from my DMs for this very moment.

    • stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world
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      “I have nothing to hide”

  • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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    Source?

  • MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip
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    What do they say about prolapsed anuses?

    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s a setting when creating your character, just remember to enable it.

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      You’re fine, just make sure it doesn’t get stuck in the disc tray.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        The what tray?

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          does your spine not eject at predators?

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      How many do you have?

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        • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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          I hope you’ve kept them in the freezer.

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            oh you haven’t had prolapsed anus until you’ve had bread and butter pickled prolapsed anus

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              Image

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    deleted by creator

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      More often than never, AI hallucinates and creates wrong answers, so in most cases I would trust them over AI.

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    I’m uncut and never got the hang of it. You might be onto something.

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    History shall record this as the first example of how ‘AI’ caused humans to lose the ability to think.

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      I had a Slack chat with my developers today. Towards the end of the discussion, one of the developers, who had been active throughout the discussion, asked Claude to summarize it for her. I’m now looking for ways to replace her…

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        Taking notes for reference seems like a use AI is halfway decent at. Going by your surprise at its use, they aren’t using it wholesale for things it’s bad at. Seems like good judgement on the part of your developer.

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        Good call!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You just won’t get the hottest girls at the Ultimate Edition exclusive strip club.

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    Who’s playing video games with their dick? Difficulty level 900.

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      That explains the placement of the analog stick on the n64 controller. 🤔

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        that sounds awful

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    Let my write on LinkedIn that circumcized people cannot play gta VI and enjoy the AIshitshow.

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    I don’t get the joke

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      It’s about penis and ai. Penis are funny. Farts too.

      • MBM@lemmy.world
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        ai isn’t funny though

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          AI is so it isn’t too funny, I suppose.

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      It’s a shitpost, or something. Apparently there being no joke is the joke. Or something. I still don’t fully get it.

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    What about all of us with sub-6 GTAs?

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