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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

Pervert cancer

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Pervert cancer

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    …There. Now everybody knows.

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    Parking in the disabled spot with the toolbox in the bed and this wild message tell me there’s probably an impairment, but not a physical one.

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    What the ever-loving fuck is this weirdness? LOL!

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    I wonder if this person eats eggs or drinks milk.

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      I hope they eat lettuce.

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    My parents had sexy sex?! That’s disgusting.

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    What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”

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      “Dogs get cancer at 10x the rate of you and me, because dogs lick their balls and eat their turds. I did a decade of yoga to teach myself to lick my own balls, and then I got pervert butt cancer. NO DOG IN HOUSE!”

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    Our education system folks.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      USA! USA!

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    Based on the level of thought and effort that went into his messaging, I’d bet this guy got diagnosed with colon cancer and he’s correlating it with the time(s) he fucked his dog that also had colon cancer.

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      Somewhat more charitably…

      Causal misattribution.

      They both got cancer because they both eat meat with too much of some kind of carcinogenic toxin in it, (or waaay too much red meat in general), because they are both poor and live in a polluted area or at least area with poor food standards.

      That also correlates with the ignorance, but still an attempt to craft an explanation: never had the chance to get well educated, else they’d know cancer is not … contagious, broadly transmissable.

      Poor dumbass tried to spell ‘Prevent’ and ended up with ‘Pervert’.

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        You pervert misunderstandings.

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Its a tough jog, but somebody’s gotta do it.

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        Is there any evidence that red meat causes cancer, or just ultra processed meat/food?

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          Not myself a doctor, but, basically yes?

          https://health.clevelandclinic.org/link-red-meat-cancer-need-know

          Cancer is not… one thing.

          It is a huge family of diseases that… work in the body in very similar ways, but … more or less, each different kind of tissue in your body has different things that are either known to, or are strongly suspected to increase the likelihood that a cancer will develop in them.

          (Not counting ‘so i accidentally bathed in the light of the demon core’ or something like that.)

          Anyway, again to the best of my not an expert understanding… you have to have a considerably red meat heavy diet, for your chances of colon cancer to rise.

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            Red meat is ‘probably carcinogenic’

            Depending on cooking method

            Processed meats are carcinogenic Always

            Checks out

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        It’s not the point at all, but can dogs be poor? Like, their human can be poor, but does that then apply to the dog too? Applying a financial status to a dog feels weird, it’s not like it can open a bank account.

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          Maybe dogs can’t be wealthy, but some eat/live really well.

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          I mean strictly speaking, yes, it is odd to describe a dog directly with human socioeconomic descriptors.

          But yeah, I meant it as ‘the dog is owned by a poor human’.

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      Poor dog.

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    The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.

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      Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?

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        Fair point, my mistake. 🤣

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          No problem, just remember not to lick any dog butts on your way out.

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            Then why go anyway?

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      You’ve all handled my ass pennies!

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        Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.

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          It’s a sub on the orange site. Enjoy.

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            That just raises FURTHER questions!!! What is the orange site? Is that like a prison? And what does BDSM have to do with things?

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              Orange site does resemble the prison yes.

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        Blessed be thy cashless transaction; though, perchance to pray for a commune.

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    WiHT NOiSE CANCE AN

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    sniff butt -> become cancer dog

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      ‘Polite Sex’.

      Hugh Grant voice: “Oh, uh, yes, I, uh, I do appreciate how you, uh, apply lubricant on, uh, o-o-on the, uh, that device, uh, before you, uh, i-i-i-nsert it, uh, there”.

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      Isn’t the point of buddhism to escape reincarnation? By this logic we should be buying prostitutes as much as possible

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        I think their goal is to attain it through nirvana, not obliteration.

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      You really can’t argue with science!

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        I was going to say ‘but you can argue with schizophrenia!’… and then I realized well that wouldn’t actually achieve anything now would it.

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          “Together, I can beat schizophrenia!”

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            Ahah, thats more … dissasociative personality disorder, split personality, multiple personality.

            Schizophrenics have other voices in their head, but they treat and experience them as alien, not them, they’re often antagonistic toward the other ‘people’, in there, get angry that they can’t not hear from them.

            DPD?

            Such people usually view themselves as essentially a container for multiple ‘people’, whom they all usually do view as ‘themself’… they just have multiple ‘themselves’, that they would actually tell you can all work together to achieve something.

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              You are totally right. It should be “Together, I can beat DID” 😂

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      Michael Jackson

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    Fun fact: there actually is a transmissible cancer in dogs. But it can only pass to dogs since it is dog cells.

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      So you are saying I should not put dog cells inside of me. Got it.

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        Actually I think they’re saying the opposite. Well not that you should, but rather that you can without fear of “dog cancer turd”.

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        Hey dawg, I heard you like dogs.

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      I got a bunch this is the cancer the guy’s talking about

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    Noise tongue and butt?

    Interesting

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      Cancer dog turd

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    “NO DOGS IN HOUSE”

    100% with you there buddy.

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