ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1235arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1228arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square112fedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squarewador@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·24 hours agoWell, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 hours agoI’m not shitting in Pinocchio
minus-squareVandals_handle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoDo you think Pinocchio farts would sound more like a woodwind instead of a trombone?
minus-squareVandals_handle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoIt’s Pinocchio, a lyre, perhaps a duet.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 hours agoThat’s what she said EDIT: I’ll see myself out. What the fuck is wrong with me. I have to go. I’m going. Sorry, everyone! I’m leaving.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 hours agoNew idea, combination toilet/egg slicer
Well, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings
I’m not shitting in Pinocchio
Do you think Pinocchio farts would sound more like a woodwind instead of a trombone?
Slide whistle
It’s Pinocchio, a lyre, perhaps a duet.
Look dad! I’m a real toilet!
That’s what she said
EDIT: I’ll see myself out. What the fuck is wrong with me. I have to go. I’m going. Sorry, everyone! I’m leaving.
New idea, combination toilet/egg slicer