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How can you fuck yourself up so bad? the eyes are especially fucked up
Very happy to not see morons call this racist. I actually laughed at this because it happens every time I cook something that sticks in the pan…
Use a copper sponge (steel is too hard, foam too soft).
Those guys:
The feeling of that against metal though…I just…ugh…my skin crawls.
It’s ok? Not squeaky, just scratchy.
Eh, just hits me different.
Do gloves make any difference? For me stuff like this is noticeably different when wearing even thin nitrile gloves.
Buying a box of them has been an absolute blessing for me
The teeth are smiling but the eyes are saying “killll meeee”.
I know that look. That’s the expression you get when a brilliant but unhinged surgeon has their medical license revoked for performing experiments which are not only unethical but an affront to the laws of nature and all that is good and right in the world, and then the disgraced surgeon gets their revenge by tracking down the person they consider responsible for their downfall and imprisoning that person’s brain inside the swollen putrid carcass of Simon Cowell.
You’d think that with that amount of money he has, he would get veneers that don’t look like chewing gum pieces
He could, but money can’t buy good taste.
Me, looking at Simon’s teeth:
it can reflect gamma rays now.
ASML should contact him. Maybe they can learn how to make gamma ray mirrors out of his teeth so we can start manufacturing the next generation of computer chips.
Are these both Simon Cowell?
I’m not good with faces…especially celebrities, and never watched his shows…but he’s hard to avoid.
Anyways, when did he have a traumatic brain injury? Them eyes ain’t right.
Wasn’t he the victim of a series of botched surgeries? Like in a very sad way
Botox, late 2025.
Article is wild. Blood treatment to remove toxins… While injecting botox…
I thought he was just sun dried
Vodka dried.
Does botox make your eyes point in different directions?
It can make it appear that way due to asymmetric injections, a bad injector
Prosopagnosia?
Not good with faces, especially celebrities? But you know the name without even looking “his” show? I think you are fine. I can’t even think about ever having seen this face while I am not on the bad end of that spectrum.
it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all
Protip…cast iron pan + chain mail sponge.
If I do that, the seasoning comes right off lol. Even using one of those green scrubbers (but the blue, non-scratch) makes that happen.
Nah the seasoning is strong. My cast iron is the easiest cookware I have to care for.
Although I mainly use for frying eggs and grilled cheese, so there’s always butter … I don’t need to use a whole lot though.
Probably because of the extra butter, because man you probably killed someone’s pan with that comment.
I’ve honestly never had a problem with the chain mail sponge.
I don’t think you are picturing the right thing here. Lodge makes and sells it specifically for cast iron care. The rings are large and smooth, so it scrubs without being too abrasive. There’s a lil silicon wedge in the middle of the “sponge” to give it extra bounciness.
This is very different from steel wool.
Metal spatula handles the majority of it anyway, and nobody is scared to use their metal spatulas on cast. “Stuck on” is usually the corners or sometimes parts the egg got too when I was too impatient for the pan to get hot.
No need to crusade your pan.
That would be a bit foolish, because then you will have to reseason your pan after each scrub.
Some celebrities I just knew in advance were not going to embrace age as they get older and were going to fuck themselves up.
He was one of them.
i wonder if did botox, most of those people do. and they have to do more since botox atrophies the fine muscles on the face overtime due to it being paralyzed. yet kaitlyn olsen and rob mac both had alot done, they became unrecognizable, and they are as vain(personality wise) now as they look.
Thanks, I really needed a laugh
It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.
I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.
I don’t get how so many people roll the dice even after seeing the horror stories of how facial surgery can go wrong. Celebrities especially, where they are already doing pretty well on the attractiveness scale. Jennifer Grey had her surgeries in the 90s, so for her I can maybe understand (understand not realizing the risk, her nose looked perfectly fine to me before that), but people still get that shit done today.
It’s always sad to see before and after pics of people getting cosmetic facial surgery because the list of ones that look better in the after pic is tiny compared to the ones that looked better in the before pic, even when the surgery isn’t botched.
Like with porn influencers, best cases I usually see are ones that are still attractive despite their cosmetic surgery, while the worst cases put them deep in the uncanny valley.
“He briefly considered cryonics”
We are legion. We are Bob.
Could you imagine AI Cowel piloting a self replicating von Newman probe?
“there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”
Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.
No, it was something I made up to highlight the ridiculousness of whatever the beautiful plastic people chase
I did some searching but couldn’t find it. I’m also quite curious.
