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Good spice burns twice
Spicy food:
I grow ghost peppers every year. Just get a bidet
This is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.
That’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.
as above, so below
As within, so without
Reminds me of the monkey joke
Do you use your fingers or a fork?
Finger is for fun,
I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.
Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.
Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.
I love the heat.
I won’t kink shame
Honestly I’ve been getting super into spicy food the last couple of years and growing my tolerance a lot, to the point I’m now easily chomping down on California reapers based sauces and this just doesn’t seem to be an issue for me at all, the going out part never seemed to be affected?
Same. I love my california reaper sauce, it only detroys my willing asshole when I overdo it, but I have to have a lot for that to happen.
time to move on to the actual peppers. The sauces are tame compared to the source.
Except pure extract. Don’t fuck with that shit.
source : Ate an entire Komodo Dragon pepper in one bite. Once.
BuT iT’s FrOm TeScO, gRaNdMaS sHoP tHeRe, HoW bAd CaN iT bE?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/aug/11/uk-hottest-ever-chilli-pepper-komodo-dragon
Also, there’s a reason that hot ones have sauces for celebrities and pepper mash and peppers for Klaus and Sean to eat.
Yeah I’ve not tried any super hot peppers in raw form yet, only reasonable ones, but I know that’s the hardest you can get. I could be tempted into trying although so far on this journey I’ve mostly been enjoying making my regular food spicy, because I’m the only one in the family that likes it the sauces are handy for that. I’m mostly looking for the extra flavour/feeling not necessarily taking it as a challenge if you know what I mean.
I had a friend convinced me to put my finger on the top of a Satan’s blood extract bottle turn it upside down and try it out. That was up there as one of the most painful things I’ve ever done. I just kept eating bread for like five minutes.
IIRC, it’s genetic. Some people have a gene that produces an enzyme that breaks down capsaicin.
Edit: it might actually be a gut bacteria thing, I don’t remember
Well I’m glad I have that gene then!
I envy those people. My friend’s BF finds 2x Buldak to not be spicy at all. Meanwhile I can only use half a packet of the sauce or I’ll be in literal tears.
Is there a way to take this enzyme as a supplement so you don’t get the butt burn even if you don’t have the gene? I’m thinking like those pills for lactose-intolerant people. I love spicy food but fire poops can eat a dick.
I’ve been eating very spicy food for 30 years and never had this problem.
yeah, idk what people do
I need to do some anal training.
for hot food, or…?
I can eat some fairly spicey stuff and for me it really depends on what kind of spicy food it is.
For example, I can’t recall Thai food ever getting my guts in a storm like a few Mexican dishes can. I think if it has rice involved I’m fine.
I slip habanero flakes under my foreskin to surprise my wife during sexy time.
Amateur hour. I use bengay.
Pfft, lube is for bitches. I stick the condoms in the freezer before doing the horizontal monster mash. More refreshing than a popsicle on a hot summer’s day!
That makes all the holes spicy at once. Just save anal for last, she might get a UTI.
Another reason to get a bidet.
The first time I used one the water came out ice cold. Damn near hit the ceiling and worked better than coffee at waking me up!
I have one and afterwards it’s like an sweet angels kiss to my brown eye.
one of the few on-topic posts in this community
But is it still a shitpost if it has a purpose?
Well yes, because it’s about shitting 💩
Imagine having to hold your tail while shitting
Like cupping my dick and balls using a public toilet.
ok go off Mr relevant username
Avoiding poseidon’s kiss in foreign waters.
This is why i eat fire retardant
I’d try that, but I think it would really fill me up.
I used to be kind of into spicy food, but this is what ended it for me.
I can get to where I really enjoy the spicy on the way in … but I never enjoyed it on the way out. Just not worth the pain I knew I’d have to endure later.
but I never enjoyed it on the way out
Speak for yourself, bucko
I thought I was speaking for myself?
Maybe I really do contain multitudes… Are you part of me? Does some other part of me have its own Lemmy account?
It’s the worst and you can’t even stop it like you can stop eating. You just have to endure and push through.
Capsaicin helps with hemorrhoids though, so push as hard as you want.
Nice. I don’t get exit burns, so time to consume more of it I guess.
To recover implies that your asshole was covered in the first place…
Gotta cover the spread
It kind of is since it’s a sphincter that opens and closes.
If I may politely ask, will you keep your fecal sphincter private please?
🤣
I’ll try.
NSFL
I lied. Picture a little fishes mouth, gasping for air. Stuck in a pool of hot wet mud.
Sigh, unzips…
im almost there
Giggity giggity puke 🤮
Also, now my dick is stuck, plz halp…
