• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg’s sex life” says Tucker Carlson.

    It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can’t look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That’s why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.

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      My hypothesis is that they just can’t get the picture of a rock hard veiny cock the size of a forearm out of their minds, they’re just so captivated by fantasizing about the meat cannon plopping in and out of their assholes or gagging on it while giving it the sloppiest toppy ever. They know that they’ll be exiled by their community of equally closeted sheep in wolves clothing so they just rage endlessly about it instead of just admitting that they want Thor’s cockhammer to turn them inside out. It’s really pathetic, they should just bounce on their boys fatty until they blast off and leave everyone else alone.

      edit: a word

    • HubertManne@piefed.social
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      How could tucker be a queerphobe when he is positioning himself as an expert on gay sex. I emphasize positioning. Its important.

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    "So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don’t currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.

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    Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.

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    So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?

    Yeah that tracks.

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      And who checks the validity of those answers, and who checks the validity of the person checking the answers, but then who checks the validity of the people checking the validity of the person checking the validity, I think I’m stuck, this doesn’t stop

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      I think serious replies if the question was serious are not applicable here. This is a millionaire funded by billionaires. He’s not serious, even Jon Stewart got him to remove his usual bow tie after a verbal spanking that would make nuns proud. He has no grounds to be serious, he’s fanning flames for the olichary or whomever pays him to have more power.

      I don’t have references for any of this except the crossfire but where Stewart put him in his place. Dude’s confused look seems like he’s surprised at his own farts.

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        millionaire funded by billionaires

        IIRC, he’s extremely wealthy even without his work as a propagandist, being the heir to a frozen dinner fortune.

        He just does it for love of the game.

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    14 hours ago

    The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

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    He’s a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn’t take.