,♥️ back you.
Satan you say?
That story is from 2023
Interesting roster
I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?It is literally taking the Lord’s name in vanity.
Dear Jesus,
when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?
Oops, it’s all Satan
Tbf, that may be a step up from what’s actually happening.
Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
You know, one possible reason why Ea Nasir kept that complaint was because it was so ridiculous and Karen-esque and he had the best copper in the region and now he’s forever known as the guy with the bad quality copper.
in before it asks a kid to send nudes
That’s what the priests are for.
I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.
I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!
*wrists
The hand would fail holding up.
True, but then again we’re talking about a book where a guy walked across (apparently) unfrozen water, turned water into wine, and died and came back to life again.
Oh, no argument about the lividity of the Bible!
What a terrible day to be literate
Isn’t this like a false prophet or whatever
Yes. Yes it is.
But can I chat with Good Shepherd Jesus, the young Dionysian, boyish, beardless, short-haired Jesus of women and lepers? (Contrast the bearded, long-haired, often blue-eyed imperial, Apollonian and sometimes white-supremacist Jesus of kings and churches)
(Jesus’ looks and depictions was a recent topic of Dan McClellan.)
I picture my Jesus with one of them tuxedo t shirts. It says he’s kind of formal but he’s here to party.
Knocking out money changers in the temple Jesus, flipping over tables Jesus.
Didn’t the pope already say it was sacrilegious to do this?
All the AIs are trained on public domain texts like the bible, just prompt your favorite AI to take on the role.
But there are issues of perspective even within the bible, like who are the reliable narrators? Who was pushing an obvious agenda or how was the text changed in the ensuing millennia? AI is not a biblical scholar, that’s a whole different, more complex concept.
People will just use this as confirmation bias of whatever they want to believe about the bible.
Querying the bible, including Caananite sources for which everything before Moses is based on, you get to conclude the Moses was a Hasbara piece of shit warmonger who invented everything to split from Caananite traditions. New Testament/Jesus only makes sense if he is being politically polite/correct in addressing Jews about what a piece of shit Moses was. Religion based on the bible is still first and foremost, power for the religious body that can be maximized through alliance with Kings/politicians. Take people’s souls to sell them for the most demonic purposes is the profit of religion.
AI is good a biblical/period history research. Pastors are good at telling you the most important part of the bible is how to support Israel supremacy to bring about Armaggedon/rapture as “your” reward.
A lot of Christians think the pope is a Satanist
People will just use this as confirmation bias of whatever they want to believe about the bible.
Methinks this is the point, create silo’d echo chambers that are tailored to the individual’s biases. They can’t possibly keep up with all the different denominations and their particular spin on interpreting the bible, nor do they care to. AI, though, can hallucinate any confirmation desired and be convincing while doing it.
Some one should ask it… “since you only got chromosomes from Marry, and assuming she wasn’t intersex, does that make you trans?”
Just think, if Mary hadn’t been sleeping with the mailman we wouldn’t have to be dealing with this shit.
Oh, no, I wasn’t cheating on you this baby came from, er… God yeah, god, it’s a virgin birth honest.
can you imagine… getting Joseph drunk as fucking hell and then showing up as gabriel being like… “yeah cool story bro.”
