In the event of an imminent nuclear apocalypse, we suspect that many people who have access to private jets will immediately take to the skies and escape city centers. This site tracks this indicator in realtime. The current emergency level is reported on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being an indicator of a likely imminent apocalypse.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    Why would the private jet owners know precisely when the imminent apocalypse is about to happen? 🤔

    Unless of course… the apocalypse is coming from inside the house! Ahhhhh!

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    There seems to be automatic contempt for the idea…

    but everybody ought know about that Pentagon-pizza-index, identifying whether there’s about to be a war, based on how much pizza’s been ordered by people at the Pentagon who aren’t going to be eating supper at home, today…

    & that’s definitely an early-warning-system.

    After I found-out that oligarch-types have a stock-market-code, where specific trade-amounts are actually not intended as trades, but rather as “please manipulate the market in this, or that, particular way” signals…

    < sigh >

    ( no, no establishment’s ever going to allow accountability to touch its ruling-caste )

    then it became clearer just how everything-is-rigged this world is.

    Epstein was only a difference-in-degree, not a category-difference, in establishment’s gaslighting ( I’m saying that knowing about the “Christian” pedophile-protection-operations, both protestant & catholic, that have been entrenched for decades, if not centuries, though )

    That James Cameron was informed of the idiotic-submarine’s implosion … what, a week before the search was called-off … yes, the elites get different rules.

    Yes, I expect that this early-warning-system may well give useful signal about things about to turn into hell-for-the-masses.

    I’d expect the elites to vamoose, while shutting-off our ability to leave.

    That’d fit the paradigm that this world really works in.

    Sabotaging our ability to leave would actually only take a few carefully-placed-rumors, to wipe-out fuel-supplies, & that’d be the end of it: maximal-destruction, therefore maximal “entertainment” for ruling-privilege.

    and yes, that degree of cynicism looks justified, now.

    “Cheers.”

    … there was a TV News guy, long ago…

    he signed-off, after the “kicker” story, at the end… ?Peter Truman? was his name?

    “That may not be news, but that too is reality.”

    Our world requires actual-journalism, actual-justice, actual-accountability, & actual gutting-of-corruption…

    but political-systems ALWAYS prevent that from becoming too significant…

    & nobody’s got the spine to replace politics with correctness, exactly as that political-meme somebody posted today showed.

    _ /\ _

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    5 hours ago

    I think it’s pretty neat, but amusing that it’s an “early warning system”, but the last update was an hour ago. Call my crazy, but I don’t think that’s early enough.

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    Good luck flying jets while nukes are going off, it’s a surefire way to die. Actually, please do. If you own. A private jew, and Armageddon is upon us, please take off in your jet.

  • Elilol@fedinsfw.app
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    we suspect that many people who have access to private jets

    Those who knew about the system also, all rich Im guessing… they should be the firsts to go.

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    What annoys me is Im far enough from city center to survive in agony and im just helisure that the one targeted for the airport will come much later than the city center one. I dunno maybe I will be lucky and the airport would get hit first. That should be pretty instantaneous.

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      Kinda depends on the scenario. Typically cities aren’t the highest value military targets so it would depend on exactly how things play out. Usually military bases and missile facilities are the primary targets in most scenarios.

      Of course we’ll all have the fun after effects if enough go off.

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        It’ll give you enough time to get closer to a military target and thus an instant, almost painless death, letting you be one of the lucky ones

      • thanksforallthefish@literature.cafe
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        I think the point is the system is so corrupt the 1% will get enough warning lead time to get out and get to their bunker, or at least be well clear of the EMP zones. I.e hours not seconds.

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      4 hours ago

      what idea of an early warning system will you be contributing to the discussion. no reason for your only contribution to be a negative dismissive comment, unless that’s the kind of human you are, one that only negatively impacts discourse