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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 21 hours ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 21 hours ago
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    –force

  • joe@lemmy.today
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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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    Software, firmware, and hardware.

  • Aniki@feddit.org
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    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

    • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

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    touch grass

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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    Construction is like this too.

    Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

    Edit, nailing studs.

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      I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

      That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

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        how do you know someone’s from Cincinnati?

        Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

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          I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

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            I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

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          Some men are born great
          Some men achieve greatness
          … and some are from Ohio

          Political slogan from the 1840’s Presidential campaign (“Tippacanoe and Tyler too!”)

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    Wait till you get into game development. You’ll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

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    Master/slave

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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      Finger/poke

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        Fsck fsck

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          Insert, upsert

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      That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

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      there are so many links that i’ve clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

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    No touch?

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      No touch only cat

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        Do not the cat

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

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      Vibe coding before it was cool

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        The only good kind of vibe coding*

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      With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

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    We used to finger our users too.

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      Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!

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        Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you’d look at someone suggesting rlogin

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns

        https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/decades-old-finger-protocol-abused-in-clickfix-malware-attacks/

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    I think there are 4 reasons:

    1. Most people are very horny
    2. It people are very online
    3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
    4. Other professions aren’t as identifiable, or online.
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    Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

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