Like a modern computer mouse. Balless. Optical avacado.
As somebody who has bitten in to a bone in a boneless chicken sandwich at KFC - on two different occasions, months apart - I for one appreciate boneless food no matter what form it’s in. Boneless chicken? Perfect. Boneless avocado? Sure. Boneless raspberries? Absolutely. Boneless applesauce? I sure as hell hope so.
They’re not boners
They’re testecados
Wait until you hear about the Gluten Free Tax Filing Service
I see fruit labeled all the time as gluten free at grocery stores.
Fyi for those who don’t know. Gluten is created from wheat.
I have family with Coeliac and friends with other issues. Cross-contamination is real problem for some.
It’s a valid statement, stupidly enough.
A family friend once had a gluten reaction from fruit. Turns out, the caterer presented it with a spray over them that makes them shinier - and that has gluten in it.
The spray also helps to maintain freshness longer, so it’s not just a “pretty fruit sells better” tactic. Though it should be stickered if it’s coated and that coating is wheat derived (not all are).
My boner is boneless.
Avocado without an I.
my aunt used to try to sprout those seeds in a water jar
Fun fact: in my native language the word for a pit (as in a hard central fruit seed) is directly translated as “little bone” so depending on who you ask, avocados indeed do have bones :3
Same in Russian, and I believe this is the original source of confusion :)
In some languages, hard seeds and bones are described by related words
What language?
Bonian.
Lithuanian :3
Potato was always boneless.
Or, for those who prefer animated:
Kinda surprised people were saying “dead ass” in 2017. For some reason I thought that was more recent.
Did you know that 2017 is closer to the fall of Troy than it is to today?
(Edit: I looked it up, and it seems that it isn’t true)
Thank you for posting this first
I guess if they can make boneless grapes then they can also make boneless avocados
grapes don’t have bones…
if it ain’t got bone in it
is
b o n e l e s s
So then my bones are boneless bones because they don’t have bones in them.
But then how do your bones bone bonelessly?
They got a little blue pill for that
Yes because they remove them!
Grape deboner, a thankless job… :(
And don’t get me started about olives!
Neither do bananas
The bones are the meme, but I want to know which branch of which tree in which orchard grew that seedless avocado. Because grafts.
I bet that’d feel better than a grapefruit.
How to grape fruit feel?
He isn’t wrong.
