Just call him Frank

His name is Adam Frankenstein
Yeah, it is spelled right out in the book for crying out loud.
Adam von Muenster de Franciscopetran if we must be precise, but usually people start screaming by the von and I don’t blame them it’s a horrid name

Shortest fan fiction ever?
Once upon a time, Frankenstein existed. The end.
Once,
the fuck he didn’t.
~Fin
Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein
Soy latte for “Actually Frankenstein is his last name and you are his child so you are Frankenstein as well”
It applies to dogs. I know someone whose dog is named Fidel. It means loyal. His surname happens to be Castro.
So on the vet papers he’s listed as Fidel Castro.
Frankenstein jr.
But people usually just call me Frankie
“Mister Frankenstein”, he said as I gave him the change. “Doctor Frankenstein was my father.”
Did Frankenstein even have a doctorate?
He has a Master’s Degree. In Science.
Yes, and he was a real professor before he was backed to work on his monster.
In communication why
Iirc, some adaptations name him Adam, for the line “I ought to be thy Adam.”
He is also considered Victor’s son in some adaptations. So Adam Frankenstein wouldn’t be off base either.
“…and another for Frau Blücher.”
[Horses whinny in the distance]It’s Fronken-steen
Frankenstein was the surname so, wouldn’t they both be Frankenstein? In the sense that Victor, the doctor, created “the monster” would it not be feasible that they share the last name?
Frankenstein and the creature hated each other. They wouldn’t want to share a name.
I mean… A lot of people really hate their parents, but still share their last names.
Exactly, which is why my name is Jeff Fuckinalcoholicdad.
Idk. I make stuff and none of it has my last name.
Missed opportunity
Lots of people make stuff that has their last name. I mean I probably wouldn’t call someone’s child stuff normally but names get given to other conscious beings you create. What’s the difference between the monster or a child?
Well the main difference is the monster is sewn together from a bunch of dead people whereas a child is not that.
Not with that attitude!
Sure, but since the monster was assembled from the cadavers of several people, it would be fitting if he carried their names too, so a septuple-barreled name is the obvious choice.
Get nicknamed hyphen or hyphy for short.
So Frankenstein Jr.?
Thats so funny tho cause he would order a soy latte
You could say he’s the monster, but the monster really was Dr Frankenstein.
They were both bad dudes, but only one went on a murderous revenge spree and killed children. I’d suggest that one was the real monster.
So, Frankenstein’s “Monster”.
Soy Latte? He really is a monster!
Adam
Up and At Them!
No. He compared himself to Adam, but neither he nor anyone else ever called him by that name.
He also says he is more like the fallen angel the same sentence he says he ought to be like Adam, so we should call him Lucifer.
So did I.
























