Almost is the operative word
Anything but the metric system.
Now I won’t be so worried.
This is why I’m here
with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit three racoon’s up my ass.
Perfect post for my user name.
Sly cooper in my pooper
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
Didn’t he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
Raccoons with boxing gloves.
How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.
Ohh that’s why. I had three raccoons and a lot of time on my plate…
Please don’t ask me any follow up questions.
It has just the most adorable face
“I’m in.”
I always thought you can stretch to 12 inches, and the raccoon can squees into 6?
A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means three of them can pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.
#theyDidTheMath
They did more than math
They did the monster math!
The monster math
It was the salesman’s path!
The monster math
It was a raccoon bash
Which probably cause a serious rash
Ass rabies
Came here for the math.
Too much time determining if you could. Not enough time asking if you should.
