Almost is the operative word
Anything but the metric system.
Now I won’t be so worried.
This is why I’m here
with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit three racoon’s up my ass.
Perfect post for my user name.
Sly cooper in my pooper
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
Didn’t he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
Raccoons with boxing gloves.
How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.
Ohh that’s why. I had three raccoons and a lot of time on my plate…
Please don’t ask me any follow up questions.
It has just the most adorable face
“I’m in.”
I always thought you can stretch to 12 inches, and the raccoon can squees into 6?
