He’s not wrong. I think we’d all love to see trump put a round or two into his own head, trapped like a rat in a bunker.
Hmm… Pumpkins are orange and have no intelligence…
Trump is also orange and has no intelligence…
Is Trump just a big pumpkin? 🤔
I wish we had those guys too, they turned on Hitler
Love that it’s in the “Health” category.
Incompetent and methed up?
What contrast? The topic is bloated, brainless orange things.
That should be thrown out in November
“Get me dudes like those guys that lost THE war”
Maybe he’s more enamored with the whole “too incompetent to successfully assassinate him” part.
And the rest of us can anticipate the “but still tried” part.
Western media did a lot of nazi propaganda, from portraying them as more competent, disciplined, and technologically advanced than the allies to the “clean wehrmacht” to asiatic hordes myths.
Its not shocking that the dipshit-in-chief would buy into it.
The last world war or just the last war?
The dude who lost the last war was HIM.
The dude who lost wars before him was Dubya.
Would you prefer French generals? And didn’t the British go to war over Polish independence, hard to say they won really. My choice would be that Russian hero, General Winter.
Pumpkins can vary significantly in size, but giant pumpkins typically weigh from 68 kilograms (150 lb) to over 910 kilograms (2,010 lb), with some record-breaking specimens reaching weights of over 1,278.8 kg (2,819.3 lb).
What a liar!
How big are they in volume?
A ton of water is just one cubic meter, so I suppose it’s still not big enough to make a jack-o’lantern house.
(Which just so happens to be my only interest in large pumpkins)
Iirc it’s also alot of empty space inside.
So maybe it’s possible to grow a pumpkin large enough for a horse carriage and nobody has done it yet?
Absolutely
Unlikely to get a carriage, as I believe the nature of their flesh would collapse. Thye do however get big enough for a 1 person chariot.
But is that a real biological limit, or can we create an even more nightmarish monstrosity??
I wonder what growing the pumpkin in a space station would do, the fruit wouldn’t have to be able to support its own weight at that point
Or floating in a pool
With these massive pumpkins (I live in farm country and we need hobbies too) the single plant takes up pretty much the whole field, and more problematically, drinks somewhere around 200 gallons of water a day once they get big. So it’s more a logistics problem really.
If I could ever justify throwing a couple grand (I can’t and won’t) I’d love to try growing one hydroponically with a swimming pool as a reservoir.
1700 pounds and the green is all part of the same plant that supports the pumpkin:

So we actually do not know, if we include exotic conditionsXD But doesn’t that count for many fruits?
We’re going to need a bigger space station.
Well, he does like to pump kin.
That got me thinking, could pumpkins get even bigger in low G? If for instance there were sheltered greenhouse on the moon once we have colonies there.
Grow one so big you could live in a pumpkin shell like Peter the Pumpkin Eater’s wife!
So social media has been feeding me shorts of a woman who grows giant vegetables. To compete they can’t break and there are a bunch of spots where if they grow too fast they get thin and split under their own weight.














