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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago

This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.

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This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago
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  • EvilBit@lemmy.world
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    I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.

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      Ratlimit is a notorious ragebaiter, the posts are actually quite good IMO when you know they’re bait

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      Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.

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    Clearly Chipotle thought your liberal son can handle more meat than you.

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    Damn I want a burrito now

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?

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      Turning point burritos…

      …tacos Al pastor?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    That’s a burrito? From the opened bit, I thought it was a big russet potato.

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      That’s a particular kind of wrap. Or at least particularly prepared.

      If you get a burrito in that wrap you know you’re in for a good time followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself. Then wanting another.

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    Nothing to do with politics mate they just thought you were fat

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      deleted by creator

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    “visibly liberal” == no hat?

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This tshirt

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        Or this one?

        • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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          I’d like to throw my entry into the ring

          Pride Punisher

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            That shirt goes hard

      • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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        I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.

        • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yes yes but they campaign cock=bad in public, but do cock=good in private

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            They love it only if it’s poking out of a glory hole.

          • LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world
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            Grindr crashes during every GOP convention apparently.

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              This is just baseless slander.

              Gay people are way better at IT than that. Maybe it crashed the first time. But I’m sure their capacity management team are more than ready to take huge loads now.

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      Probably a woman

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      Don’t act like you don’t know.

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    Left just got a meat burrito, right actually asked for stuff?

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      No rice, no beans, beef with red sauce. wtf why isn’t my burrito with one ingredient huge??

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        None of that foreign stuff for me! Why does my food taste like bland shit?

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    They figured you had chugged so much dick lately that you didn’t have as much room.

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    if i knew purple hair meant bigger burrito, i would had dyed already

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    Does visibly liberal equate to adding the free stuff like lettuce, pico, and corn. Instead of just meat, beans, rice and cheese?

    Lettuce takes up a lot of space.

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    Explained: Fascist is a lower class.

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    Don’t you tell them exactly what to put in your burrito?

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    Those look more like potatoes than burritos

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      I’m on board?

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        I’ve noticed your username multiple times but I always assumed it referred to the Great Potoo…

        I mean, how could it not?

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          They always make me think of “Agnes after all.”

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          It’s pot-eight o’s. (Potato) The very silly name of a racing horse from <insert some date in the Black and white era>

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            Candlejacked

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    Plot twist: parent is an ML

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