Went to Chipotle a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I’m considerably more left thank she is, for what that is worth.
“Visibly liberal”, AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn’t look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?
I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.
Ratlimit is a notorious ragebaiter, the posts are actually quite good IMO when you know they’re bait
Noted , thanks!
Wh… where can I get one of those?
Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.
I know we’re joking but like I swear there’s at least a little actual true to this
If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?
Turning point burritos…
…tacos Al pastor?
Clearly Chipotle thought your liberal son can handle more meat than you.
That’s a burrito? From the opened bit, I thought it was a big russet potato.
That’s a particular kind of wrap. Or at least particularly prepared.
If you get a burrito in that wrap you know you’re in for a good time followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself. Then wanting another.
followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself
What the hell are they putting in their food?
Not a lot of self control, I can tell you that.
Damn I want a burrito now
Edit: unexpectedly delightful news. Costco now has low-carb burritos (regular burritos mess up my diabeetus) that are actually pretty decent. Mission accomplished.
“visibly liberal” == no hat?
I’m sure they had dyed hair and/or facial piercings
This tshirt
Or this one?
I’d like to throw my entry into the ring
Well I’m too lazy to find it for a picture but there’s also this JER shirt I’ll throw in to the ring.
That shirt goes hard
I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.
Yes yes but they campaign cock=bad in public, but do cock=good in private
Grindr crashes during every GOP convention apparently.
This is just baseless slander.
Gay people are way better at IT than that. Maybe it crashed the first time. But I’m sure their capacity management team are more than ready to take huge loads now.
I know you kid, but I saw news stories about it crashing during multiple events, and I halfway think they decided not to reinforce the network to prevent it, lol.
They love it only if it’s poking out of a glory hole.
Probably a woman
Don’t act like you don’t know.
Left just got a meat burrito, right actually asked for stuff?
No rice, no beans, beef with red sauce. wtf why isn’t my burrito with one ingredient huge??
None of that foreign stuff for me! Why does my food taste like bland shit?
Nothing to do with politics mate they just thought you were fat
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if i knew purple hair meant bigger burrito, i would had dyed already
Explained: Fascist is a lower class.
They figured you had chugged so much dick lately that you didn’t have as much room.
Those look more like potatoes than burritos
I’m on board?
I’ve noticed your username multiple times but I always assumed it referred to the Great Potoo…
I mean, how could it not?
It’s pot-eight o’s. (Potato) The very silly name of a racing horse from <insert some date in the Black and white era>
Candlejacked
They always make me think of “Agnes after all.”
Don’t you tell them exactly what to put in your burrito?
