If it takes longer than 30 minutes, it’s free.
So if he dies from complications, do they put a little ☠️ status?
Yup and they change the pick up location to the morgue.
Doesnt taking hrt naturally give you boobs?
presumably having the boobs taken away, not added.
Sure roommates
Bouta turn out delicious and… full of grease? Probably theres a better way to extend the metaphor…
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That shit’s handy cause you don’t have to wait hours and hours for a surgery to finish, you can go do other things. But also my POS husband went and did meth and had sex with some guy while I was on the table. So yeah it’s not going great here. What were we talking about?
Last time I was the pickup person for a surgery, the surgery went well and fast, then the first recovery room (the one where I wasn’t allowed to visit) took 4 hours. Poor friend was just so slow to get his mental faculties back after anesthesia. I blame his redheaded genes.
I’d ask what the fuck, but my ex’s ex husband was basically that guy too lol
Sorry you wound up with such an asshole
Yeah, I really wish this was a thing when my wife was in the hospital after her strokes and having multiple surgeries.
Not that I would have used the time to smoke meth and have sex with some guy.
But you could.
No, I couldn’t.
Yeah, i remember shortly after i got married i had a sex dream about someone other than my wife, and i spent the entire dream worrying about my wife and how this stupid action i was taking was going to hurt her. then fortunately i woke up.
to some of us (and i’m including you in this noodles, it sounds like you), cheating is utterly repulsive.
Or maybe he’s just allergic to meth
nonsense we all do all the drugs all the time here.
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Wow, that is a beyond fucked up thing to do. What a piece of shit.
If he had a tracker it would’ve solved everything.
Acquiring meth (finished at 13:18)
Meeting up with man (finished at 13:24)
Satisfying man (oops! There has been a problem with your order, our meth and sex engineers are working hard on resolving it)
Village People Showed up (finished at 13:55)
Getting the party started (finished at 13:59)
Noticing surgery is already finished (finished at 14:42)
Left party (14:50)
Panicked drive to hospital (finished at 14:53)
Rushed trip to gift store to support story of taking forever to pick a special gift and losing track of time (finished at 14:54)
Organized the balloon display by colour shade (meth hasn’t worn off yet) (finished at 14:59)
On his way! (In progress)
someone put a chip in his knee
Damn, worst pizza ever…
I’m glad Gary stopped at the top of his game even though i miss him (and check his website from time to time). but like, this one plucks all the strings on the nostalgia banjo
¯\(ツ)/¯
I’m sorry about your POS husband. we always just went and got brunch. because brunch is the meal of joy, and we needed joy while we were waiting and stressing about a loved one in surgery.
It’s not a tracking chip. These are updated from the EHR or ADT system the hospital uses. Someone is manually charting or hitting a button of the wall of the OR.
I’m an Epic EMR analyst, in Epic these are called “case tracking events” and they’re updated automatically as nurses chart the patient in preprocedure, in room, in recovery, etc.
Unless bed board fucked up and didn’t input an attending in which case the patient is staring at me while I click around for 15 minutes Lille a dumbass while yelling around the corner at my coworker to try calling them for a fifth time.
Yes! This happened to my husband and I wanted so much to be with him right after the surgery (not top surgery, abdominal surgery) but when it took forever and I asked the desk they said he wasn’t even there! Meanwhile he’s on the fifth floor, can’t communicate because he’s a quad and trached so he couldn’t talk, when I finally track him down I can tell he needs suctioning and repositioning…
Anyway, thank you for making the extra effort!
Is it a comically-oversized red button like Mad Money that plays a sound effect when you slap it?
We all are pizza in this society we live in.
We are all pizza on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself.
“What, 3-5 days for delivery?!? LAME”
My roommate had extensive neck and back surgery and was back home that very night
damn. i wish they had this 30 years ago.
You know what I find interesting about the quality check step? They’re never sending it backwards for failing the check, are they?
What’s top surgery
In addition to what the other person said, trans top surgery is actually a small minority. The majority of top surgeries are fat men and women getting a breast reduction and women getting bigger boobs than the ones they already have.
Remember this when some dumbass tells you they want to ban “gender-affirming care” because the majority of it is for cis people.
Surgery for trans people to make the chest more masculine or feminine.
Id say it’s more likely to be a trans dude than a trans women. Estrogen gives ya tits, but testosterone doesn’t undo tits.
+/- booba
30 minutes, or it’s free.
