As always, the first computers you should check when anyone tries to ban consensual porn that harms no one, are the computers of the ones proposing the ban.
MPs, of all people, have no fuckin right to act all holy about porn. They are depraved weirdos, the whole scabby bunch.
Just reminded me of this incident - it’s a Tory, not labour, and many will be too young to remember, but I recall it being funny as fuck. The article neglects to mention that he was hanging in a cupboard and also had an orange full of poppers in his gob.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/8/newsid_2538000/2538165.stm
There are many, many more recent stories of debauchery amongst the bunch of wankers who rule over us, but I felt this one exemplifies the lot
Sex positions that are legal in the UK: missionary
No braces, no schoolgirl uniforms! Praise Allah
Inb4 the film Clueless is banned across the UK, lmfao
Step-incest pornography and that which depicts performers as children is abhorrent.
Alongside banning strangulation in pornography which the government previously announced, tackling this vile content will make our country a safer place for women and children and shows the UK can lead the world in tackling violence against women and girlsThat’s it folks, step incest is violence against women and girls. Next up, in order to further protect them, they’ll be prohibited from going outside without a man by their side.
Whoever asked “What’s next, BDSM?” - guess what
The government has already made porn that shows women being choked illegal, after a review found videos like these had helped normalise it in real life.
The only silver lining in this whole thing is still only in “planning”
Ministers are also planning to make tech bosses personally liable if their platforms do not remove intimate pictures of people that are posted without consent.
The government has already made porn that shows women being choked illegal
Haha, a lot of women I know are gonna be pissed about this…
Choking by unskilled people, does lead to permanent injury or death.
Real choking in any capacity, skilled or otherwise is dangerous. Simulated/RP choking, especially in porn is fine. Which one of the two are they trying to ban?
The one that kills people obviously.
That meme from spanchbob about id card happened here.
Oi bruv where’s yer wanking loicense?!
Not yer bruv, mate - I’m yer step-bruv! Fancy a shag?
What are you doing, step-bruv?!
This is against the law, y’all. :(
This is the hill they die on? This is the issue they threaten to revolt for? Not properly funding the NHS or something else that benefits people?
This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard today (I have not yet checked in on T—p and it’s only 8:30)
Meanwhile the global elite are eating children… best ol Kier can do is ban incest porn?? what? Lol good luck buddy
This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard today
Keep it that way, trust me.
Why is your political class in the UK even discussing such nonsense? If no harm is done, let people jack off to whatever they please.
The Labour Party has some Methodist roots (possibly more than Socialist) and has long included a petty-authoritarian faction. Starmer and Shabana Mahmood are very much of that tendency. See also bans on anti-genocide protests, the failed-yet-again ID card scheme, cruel treatment towards asylum seekers and trans people, continuing opposition towards soft-drug decriminalisation, and upholding previous age-verification and porn bans.
It’s idiotic because Labour’s chances of seizing the curtain-twitcher vote from Labour and Reform are next to nil.
But I suppose Starmer’s too afraid to stand up to Trump, so there needs to be some kind of “think of the children” displacement activity to stay in the press.
Stay tuned for more porn advices from your government
And they should know.
Stay tuned for more control of your private life…
Watch for Will Ferrell’s “Blades of Glory” to be burned by mobs. /s
I’m personally not a fan, and yeah there’s a bit much of step this and step that in all categories but banning a type of porn is ridiculous
Cool cool cool
Finally! Most overused trope in history.
in history? not sure, delivery/service man was on top for a LONG time
Personally I’d say it’s the hero being an orphaned “chosen one”, or maybe the damsel in distress trope. But maybe it depends on what kind of media you consume.
Erm, meant porn trope. What kind of media I consume?
Well, wouldn’t you like to know~
What about NOT step family member fucking NOT step family member porn? 😉 😉
(EDIT: I make jokes about common porn tropes, but after reading the article, it sounds as though it’s aimed specifically at step family porn has an underage/child role-playing element)
No! They have to be married! Porn with unmarried actors is unethical as it degrades the values of a true Christian marriage. Also no role playing or make belief allowed
First they come for the step-bruvs, next the gardeners and pool guys.
Truly the Anglo-Saxons are a bane to the world.
