P … poop on it & spread it around, it’s the intended use of a spreadshit …
Incell
Crisp white spreadsheets.
They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Gottem all printed out on my bed sheets.
I came here to see this, and was not disappointed
My new computer’s got the clocks
It rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
Weird Al’s “hundred gigabytes of RAM” is still baller in 2026!
Flat screen monitor, 40" wide!
I have a machine with a hundred gigabytes of RAM! 160ish GB to be slightly more specific. It’s only DDR3, but it’s in there! I’ll NEVER use a third of it hahaha
“Fuckton of obsolete RAM” gang represent!
(I’ve got a dual-Opteron home server with, I think, 256GB of DDR3.)
About as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
I wouldn’t want that anywhere near my alarm clock. It might mess the dates and times up.
Careful, don’t let tech companies get hold of this, they’ll find a way to connect it to the internet and make us pay a nightly subscription to use our own sheets.
Is that Google Sheets? Eww.
Thankfully you haven’t had the need to use Excel Online
Any online office app will suck balls
Ah, I see you’re an Office for Mac kinda person
Laughs in Libreoffice Calc
Nah, I bet they’re a Numbers on iPhone mini person.
How dare the both of you.
I think killing the guy who said you use Numbers would classify as justified. That’s too far of an insult
I got so triggered I had a seizure so I won’t be killing anyone today.
That’s good… (The not killing part) On a completely unrelated note, I like your hat.
Perhaps a MacBook Wheel user
I can think of nothing more hellish than taking a spreadsheet to bed with me.
The very thing that ruled my work day, and was the bane of my existence needs to stay the fuck out of the bedroomInsert column.
Hide column.
Perfect accompaniment the workplace chat up line:
“If you like my spreadsheets you should see my bedsheets”
I bet my spreadsheets will make you spread your bedsheets.
First time you sleep in this, it’ll mess up your tables.
Is there an OpenOffice version of this? You might have a buyer here.
OpenOffice has been dead for a decade. Please, forget it has ever existed and use LibreOffice instead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I knew one of them was the current one but since I haven’t used them in a while I wasn’t sure which one. Guess I guessed wrong. Thank you for your PSA.
it’s not dead, it’s just very little maintained by apache the last release was november 2025
It hasn’t got an update worth a 0.1 version number bump in over a decade, I’d consider it pretty dead.
But does it work? Is there newly discovered math that openoffice hasnt updated with?
Or just use Microsoft Office 2003 in Wine.
Instructions unclear. Used Office 2003 on wine. Hic
You’re supposed to drink the wine? I dunked the computer in wine.
Liquid cooling is meant to be contained in tubes, fittings, and resevoirs. You have to use mineral oil if you want an aquarium pc.
When they said clean the motherboard with alcohol, I don’t think that’s what they meant.
You monster.
Nightmare stuff
Looks (micro)soft.
… anyone? Anyone at all? Really? Fine…
… that’s what she said.
Yo moma so fat she broke the y2k code on my bedsheetspreadsheets
