Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you “Kid” Rock.
doing those wierd exercises in the SAUNA with RFK JR ISNT good enough?
Jesus I thought that was a bad dream
My ex wife’s mom was a kid rock megafan. She had kid rock tshirts in heavy rotation, had kid rock bumper stickers on her car, and went to concerts as often as possible. She even had limited edition, rhinestone encrusted kid rock shoes. She was one of the dumbest people I’ve ever encountered and a real piece of shit person.
Several years after divorcing my wife she still texts me asking for money (she’s a dirtbag gambling addict) despite fact I’ve ghosted her. I will never block her, because getting those texts is a sweet reminder that I’ve escaped my shitty ex’s shitty family. Fuck you Linda, you hateful garbagemonster
I used to be a huge Kid Rock fan.
But in my defense, I knew nothing about him, I was 10 years old, I’m German, and I understood none of the lyrics.
(My biggest dream was one day being able to move to the US. Yeah, that changed, too.)I adore my wife but her family is awful, it’s a tough spot. They’re so toxic
This is so tough. My partner’s mother is a vicious manipulator and abuser, still tries to put her hands on her grown children. I love him so much and want to do my best to support him but I can’t have a relationship with her. She’s not permitted at our house because every time we’ve tried, she starts a toddler tantrum over whatever comes to mind and gets violent.
I worry it weighs heavily on him and I wish I could stomach more interaction with her, I imagine it would make his life easier in some ways. But I’ve hit my max when it comes to abusive people. I’m a domestic abuse survivor and I simply don’t have any more space for folks who behave that way.
I worry it weighs heavily on him
I’m on the other side of that equation, and while my father being a racist POS weighs a bit on me, inviting him over and dealing with that bullshit fallout would be 50x worse.
ya’ doin’ fine
Kid Rock’s fans are up in arms after
I’m sorry his what now?
Yup. Both of them are PISSED!
“There are dozens of us! Well, okay, tens of us. Oh all right, ten of us. If you round up.”
Who said roundup? Yee haw!
Crap not again . . Someone get the hose
Aren’t these idiots up in arms on a daily basis? Gun-toting hicks tend to be up in arms at a minimum, with very little inebriation required to shift into riot mode.
His fan(s).
Yeah, that was a typo. Wasn’t supposed to be plural.
Kid Rock got shown up by fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli. Who thefuck in the past 30 years has ever thought “I wanna hear Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli”.
Jesusfuck, 250th year Anniversary of this country and this is the “talent” we have to show for it. Fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli…
To be fair, we have plenty of talent from 250 years. It’s just that most of them don’t want to perform for Trump.
You know they were so butthurt about the Superbowl they threw their own party. Their party here is going to suck and we all k ow it, time for everyone else to throw their own 250th party
Not all is bad. At least the Washington Monument has a new swimming pool!
Has ANYONE actually heard Milli Vanilli?
Isn’t it just Milli now? I thought Vanilli offed himself. Or maybe it’s the other way around. It would be disingenuous if one of them claimed to be a Milli or a Vanilli, when they aren’t. Girl, you know it’s true.
I think they got someone else to off themselves for them.
Girl you know girl you know girl you know…
I don’t even know what this is. Does it come in any other flavors, or just vanilla?
I mean, tbf to Milli Vanilli, they dropped out. In fact, their response was something along the lines of “we never signed up for this shit”
Milli Vanilli, they dropped out
Hasn’t the group only been one guy since the other one died in 1998?
The denial of involvement was from vocalists Jodi and Linda Rocco
Several artists said that they were never even asked.
I hear what you did there
Yeah in the press conference after being busted for lip-synching one of them (fab or rob or gab or throb or whatever, idk) sang to prove he could.
I mean, yeah, it was fine. Whatever. The quality of the vocals wasn’t my main problem with them.
Seems quite fitting if you ask me.
~~I hadn’t thought about it before now, but I’d take Ice over Rock any day.
Vanilla Ice was in TMNT…what else could you want?~~
Edit: Fuck Vanilla Ice too, per below.
Vanilla Ice is full blown MAGA and is letting the current admin use “Ice Ice Baby” as an I.C.E. theme song
I’m not doubting it, I just want it clarified. Is he letting them, or are they just doing it? The Trump Adm. has used a lot of artists stuff without permission, and have even continued to use it after they told them to stop. Has he actually made a statement allowing it, and if not, has he made a statement asking them not to?
Well, he DID headline Trump’s Mar-a-Lago NYE party, and now he’s doing this America 250 thing, soooo…
Okay well I did not know that so fuck him too then.
The Ninja Turtles did not deserve this!
Ooh bad move, yo.
TMNT would never do a trump event unless it was to kick their Nazi asses. Fuck vanilla. Is he going to do his hits from 35 years ago?
Hit.
Wait, didn’t that actually happen recently?
EDIT: Yep: https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-gets-his-dad-dance-on-with-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle/
Boy, I can’t wait for Paramount to sue hi-OH WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.
Paramount also owns UFC. Yanno, the thing that’s going to happen on the freaking White House lawn.
Ice Cube maybe.
Duh
well Milli Vanilli being a fraud is quite on point for anything this regime does
this article’s a good read.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/feb/01/milli-vanilli-fab-morvan-interview-grammy-book-you-know-its-true
Milli Vanilli are French and German
makes sense they would be ‘collaborating’
Shh! Grandpa doesn’t know that!
I mean did he perform the ninja rap?
Vanilla Ice fronted a metal band of the same name for a while in the aughts, I saw them once and they were decent
I just need to say that he should be called Grampa Rock now.
He looks rough
Looks like Grandpa Meth Rock now, I mean, he’s always looked like a Meth Head, but ya
You don’t have to insult meth rock like that. 7horse doesn’t deserve that
…probably. Shit, I hate that I have to do background checks on weird artists now
C’mon. He looks okay for someone in his mid-sixties.
Of course that would mean a lot more if he was in his mid-sixties.
Yeah, Fake News anyway cause ya boi still passed out and doesn’t know he got the boot.
I’m not sure he’s hot enough dignity to be humiliated
Milli Vanilli performing at a maga festival is just perfect. AFAIK the German guy is dead already, which leaves the French guy to lipsync to someone else’s singing. Or did they find someone else to complete the duo again? Maybe a Scotsman this time?
Ashley Simpson
Sadly I think they also bowed out. I was looking forward to it being just Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli because that would match the current level of poorly-aged cringe in the US.
I think Milli Vanilli considering the gig beneath them is even more delicious.
The Commodore’s and Morris Day (which if Purple Rain’s depiction of him was accurate, is no surprise) are chef’s kiss.
“Contrary to rumor, Morris Day and the Time will not be performing at the ‘Great American State Fair,’” he wrote. Day captioned the post, “It’s a no for me.”
Wut.
According to this NYT article, Morris Day, Young MC, Martina McBride and the Commodores have all dropped out now, claiming to have been signed without understanding it was all a Trump thing, and the singer of the group currently using the Milli Vanilli name says they were not asked to perform at all. (No one’s heard from the original Milli Vanilli guy, Fab Morvan.)
Relieved about Young MC. I listened to his “Brainstorm” album over and over again as a kid.
One would think that he is most embarrassed that he looks like that now
I’m 47, but I look almost identical to how I looked when I was in my mid 20s. (I realize that I am exceptionally lucky, but he’s extremely rich, and has access to plastic surgeons and such)
He looks like shit
If you haven’t read this classic - read it now. It’s . . . well. Just read it.
It’s worth mentioning these are not the only times Ritchie drops the n-word during my visit. It’d be easy to label this as the rantings of a drunk racist, but as with everything that Ritchie does, it’s hard to know how calculated it all is. Is he just trying to get a reaction? Is he begging to be pilloried when this story comes out so he can launch into a very public tirade against “cancel culture”? Is this all just a play for more attention? Would any of that make it less shitty?
The strange thing is, despite his rhetoric, Ritchie’s politics aren’t uniformly regressive. He considers himself socially liberal. And the longer we argue, the more I can see the faint outlines of reasonable stances on things like immigration, government regulation of corporations, and tax policy. But here’s the thing: Nobody will ever hear any of that over the shouting, the name-calling, and all of his other attention-grabbing bullshit. I don’t think he really cares because the shouting, the name-calling, and the attention-grabbing bullshit are who he is now. It’s as if the blurry line between Kid Rock and Bob Ritchie has disappeared entirely.
It’s textbook alcoholism. Super simple.
I didn’t realize it until I got into the second paragraph, but I read this when it was originally published.
It is exactly as upsetting as when I read it originally.
The Rolling Stone is an extraordinary publication.
It happens when you just kinda go with your addictions.
Drugs is a helluva drug.
Why do you care, and why do you think because people have money they would get plastic surgery?
Maybe he’s actually comfortable with who he is and doesn’t care to impress American twats.
Never thought I’d be defending the guy…
If he was comfortable with who he was, he would not constantly keep trying to get the approval of others, especially the Titanic pile of shit called Donald Trump and his followers.
I care because he is an insidious tool of fascism. And that tool is being used to destroy what little is left of democracy in this nation.
The question is: why don’t you care?
Never thought I’d be defending the guy…
Why are you? how could you?
Because good looks don’t herald good character and bad looks don’t herald bad character.
Wise words
But how does that apply to Kid Rock?
Maybe he’s actually comfortable with who he is and doesn’t care to impress American twats.
lmao
rofl even
The dude’s entire life has been spent in the pursuit of impressing terrible people.
So, when did you look in the mirror and just give up?
Is Milli Vanilli going to do his famous lip syncing impression?
Headline could’ve stopped on word 3 and been evergreen.
At this rate, the headliner will be one of Iskanka’s kids hooting out “Hot Cross Buns” on an out-of-tune clarinet.
lol. lmao even.
That dude aged twenty years for every ten since two thousand.
